"Hey guys, I have a view comments I would like to throw out there and then I will hand it over to Sam to do the Superstar Report. Firstly, I would like to commend you all on your efforts, But I must give special mention to Razzor, Nevin and Homeicide who really pulled off some nice stuff together.
Nevin and Razzor stopped as they cocked their heads at Me, Meaning they understood as they went back to Talking. Homeicide grinned at Me and nodded his Head, Obviously happy with his Praise.
Besides that, I would like to tell you all that the Xtreme Title gained 4 points in Image, And went from 5 to 9, What a jump, Guys..This is amazing! Also, Congratulations Sam, You're doing that belt justice.
A small cheer went up for Sam as he stood up and took a bow before sitting back down on a Whoopee Cushion as everyone Snickered. I rolled my eyes before continueing.
"Besides that, This is my last comment, This week alone after the event we have gained 3% in Public Image which gives us the PI of...4%!!
Abit of a louder cheer surfaced around the room as I also joined in, Happy about our slow but yet quite quick progression in gaining P.I. so quickly. I then smiled as I raised my hand for silence and it took about a Minute for the roar to die down again.
"These are exciting times, And as we slowly start to get bigger, The game will be stepped up. Anyway, Congratulations on a great first event, And now I will hand you over to Sam, For our Superstar Report!
I left my Notes up there as I sat down and took a seat on the Sofa as Sam got up and made his way to the Uh..Podium. He then flicked through a few pages and cleared his throat over-exaggeratedly as A slap could be heard from the back of the room. Everyone stopped and turned around as GMB could be seen holding his face in Pain, and Paul had a massive smirk on his face. Everyone burst out laughing as Paul then slapped Brendan who tried to slap him but couldnt. Sam then shouted as We all turned around, Becoming civilised once again as he began to speak.
"Well guys, As Blade said, Great effort last event, And hopefully you will do even better tomorrow night. Anyways, I am up here to do a Superstar Report which I will conduct at every meeting. I will just outline how your Charachter is going, And if there needs to be any changes. Here we go.."
Beetul - A solid victory over The Defender last event and a Manager has gotten you some overness with the Crowd. You have risen from 5 to 6 Overness, Congratulations! *Insert Homer Simpson "WooHoo Noise"
Big Dave - You had a great match against Kid Majik for the Xtreme Title, But didnt manage to connect with the fans. Sorry, You have dropped from 5 overness to 2 Overness..*Insert Homer Simpson "Do'h!"*
Blade Shaw - Only had a Promo last event but seemed to connect well with the Fans from that One glimpse of Him. Congratulations, You have risen from 15 to 18 Overness! *Insert Homer Simpson "S-M-R-T, I mean SMART"
Brendan Van - Worked will with GMB and came out with a DQ win, But didnt connect nor bore the fans. You're still on 5 Overness. *Insert Nelson "Haha"*
Grand Master Begger - Worked out well with him being the client of Paul 'Mafia' Ioppolo and their new little cult, 'Foreign Policy'. Wrestled fairly well, And came out with a DQ Loss from an Attempted Cheat. Like his opponent, He didnt manage to engage himself with the Fans. You're still on 7 Overness *Insert Slap/Whiplash Sound from Paul Here*
Homeicide - Wrestled well in the Main Event and is the strongest represented charachter in xBw. Had the best gain last event and has deffinatley secured himself a Backyard Title Shot sometime. Congratulations, You've moved from 17 to 22, which means You've gained in 5 Overness! *Insert Homer Simpson "I'm the King of the World!"*
Kid Majik - Wrestled well against Big Davo and managed to successfully defend his Xtreme Title. If he continues this trend, Look for him to move into the Main Event picture soon. Congratulations, You've moved from 10 Overness to 11 Overness
Luke Christopher Mason - Just ate all last event and commentated when he felt like it, But made some good comments about Fine Cuisine...Good effort. You havent moved in overness at all, Or moved for that Matter. *Insert chant of "You Fat Bastard".
Nevin Mills - Overcame the odds last event and beat the Company's two biggest Heels, Homeicide and Razzor with a cheap roll-up on Razzor. Has shown his skills and is also a good contender for the Title. Congratulations, You've moved from 10 to 12 Overness! *Insert "Kiss My Ass" quote here*
Paul 'Mafia' Ioppolo - He did really well last event and proved he can be serious when the time is called for, Surprises are always hitting me. Congratulations, You've moved from 10 to 13 Overness! *Insert "Thats a goodah donut"*
Razzor - Must be pretty sour after his loss to Nevin in the Main Event, But he got over well with the Fans as a 'Hired Gun' of Owner Blades to eliminate Nevin. Congratulations, You've moved from 15 to 16 in Overness!
Sam Joynt - Wasnt used last event, Therefore there is no possible way for him to gain in overness.
Stacey - Surprisingly she is managing the "Pure Technician", Beetul. I would of though she would manage someone else, But hey...Like I said, I'm always up for Surprises. Obviously they're having positive effects on each other, Congratulations, You've moved from 10 to 11 in Overness!
The Defender: Jobbed to Beetul last event and made a revenge attack at the end, But nothing else besides that. Poor guy, Hopefully he'll come up better in the wash this event. Sorry, You're still on 8 overness
Sam then closed his book as he smiled and everyone clapped in Appreciation as I stood up next to him for the Final Say.
Everyone then let out a final cheer as everyone spilled out of the House as I sat on the Couch, Quite weary from the excitement of owning a Wrestling Federation and being at Acting College. I then slowly fell asleep on the Couch as my Thursday night ended.