Hirings/Firings: Frances was fired after it was realised that she was as charismatic as a Frozen Pie. She's gone back to her old profession, Diving for Pennys at the bottom of a Swamp.
Arena Look: The Backyard the events are being held at is the Abandoned House next door which anybody refuses to live in. I have managed to get hold of a huge amount of Tarp from the Dump, and laid that across the ground, And we have a Massive Trampoline dug into the Ground with Turnbuckles made from Pipe and Padding and Ropes made from Proper Rope. Other settings are Plastic Seats near the fence for the Crowd to sit on and a Plastic White "Announcing Table"
xBw 'In Ya Face' Weekly Show Card -- xBw 'IYF' Theme, "Raise Up" from Saliva to be played by local band, Roulette!
One vs One - Grand Master Begger w/ Paul 'Mafia' Ioppolo vs Brendan Van
One vs One - The Defender vs Beetul w/ Stacey
Falls Count Anywhere Match for the xBw Xtreme Title - Big Davo vs Kid Majik (c)
2 on 1 Handicap Match - Nevin Mills vs Homeicide and Razzor
Pre-Show Description: Roulette rocks it out as they play "Raise Up" by Saliva as Two people open the Rotted Wooden Gate as I greet them to a few mutters as they give me their $3 each, I smile and usher them to their seats in the Front Row. The wrestlers are inside the Abandoned House which will be our 'Backstage'. I look at them all, As they all give me a breif nod. I then poke my head back outside to see if any people have bothered showing up, But no such luck...Stupid posters didnt work...Oh well, At least some people showed up. Luke Chirstopher Mason and Laughin' Larry then walk out from 'Backstage' as they assume their places at the 'Commentary' Table as Roulette finish up. They then packed up as I paid them their $1000 and they left to some woots and cheers from the two crowd members. I took a deep breath, I was up first.
Event Overview:
Welcoming Promo: Owner Blade came out looking quite the part in his Black Suit, and He really talked himself up as a "Great Boss" which didnt seem to settle well with the Uh...Fans? He delivered well and takes home the award of Best Entertainment Segment of the Night! Overall Rating: 48%
Promo: Paul 'Mafia' Ioppolo comes down to the Ring looking quite Al Capone Gangsta Style with Grand Master Begger wearing Clothes that were from the Salvos. They have declared the beginning of a new wave here in xBw, Their own stable, 'Foreign Policy'. Paul then said that his client GMB wanted to face Brendan Van as Brendan was also a Foreigner, Being from South Africa. Paul said that if Brendan lost, He would have to join Foreign Policy! Not a bad segment here for someone who knows jack shit about Wrestling. Overall Rating: 36%
Match: Neither Brendan Van or Grand Master Begger managed to get a good advantage here giving them a Clear opportunity. Some good spots included a Elbow Drop from the Top Rope from GMB onto BV, And a nice loooking Missile Dropkick from BV which landed nicely in GMB's Face. The ending came with P'M'I distracting the Hobo Joe with a $5 Dollar Bill and handing GMB a Chair as GMB cracked it over Brendan's Head as Hobo Joe called for the Bell, Or he at least raised a finger..I guess. Paul then got into the ring and took a pair of Brass Knuckles from his Suit as he then punched Brendan swiftly into the Stomach as Brendan went down. GMB and Paul 'Mafia' Ioppolo left Brendan down as they left to a singular cheer from a Fan who had just scored 1,500 on Snake 2. Overall, Not bad, The wrestling was alright, Nothing too special but they got the job done. Winner via DQ: Brendan Van. Match Quality: 58% , Crowd Reaction: 13% , Overall Rating: 31%
Promo: Stacey came out in a Sports Tracksuit followed by Beetul who was wearing Black Cargos and a "Dungeons and Dragons" Shirt. Stacey declared that Beetul was the only "Pure Technician" here in xBw, And that he could beat anyone's ass here in xBw, Starting with....The Defender. Hey, It was short and sweet and I didnt think it was too bad either, Overall Rating: 35%
Match: Beetul was just way too quick for the Retired Policeman who was looking quite plump if I dont say so myself. Beetul locked in Hold after Hold, Even managing a Tarantula. Beetul then finished the match off with his infamous "Sleeper Hold" as The Defender had to tap out, Giving Beetul the victory. The Defender couldnt take this as Beetul went to pull him up, The Defender turned around and nailed him with the NYPD Blue! The Defender left as quickly as he could, As Stacey checked on her Client. Cant complain, The match once again delivered wrestling wise but one fan had gone to take a Leak and the other was picking his Nose, And the only cheer heard in this Match was when Crowd Member #1 finished taking his leak! Winner via Submission, Beetul. Match Quality: 57%, Crowd Reaction: 8%, Overall Rating: 28%
Promo: Kid Majik graced us with his Presence dressed in a Linkin Park T-Shirt and a pair of Black and White Checkered Shorts, Sporting a title made out of Scrap Iron. He then declared he was a fighting champion and would put his Xtreme Title up against..Big Davo! I think most of the Pops were due to the Linkin Park Shirt, and then a few to what he actually said. Overall Rating: 41%
Match: It was a Falls Count Anywhere Match, And it surprised me that these two worked alright together. There were some big falls, With Kid hitting a Flipping Bulldog onto a Stop Sign and Big Davo nailing a Huge DDT onto a Cake Tin. Kid Majik picked up the victory with his Extended Arm Neck Breaker and afterwards celebrated his successful Title defence. Once again, I think our Fans fell asleep, As they missed the Second Best Match of the Night. Winner via Pinfall and STILL xBw Xtreme Champion, Kid Majik! Match Quality: 60% , Crowd Reaction: 13% , Overall Rating: 32%
Promo: Homicide and Razzor make their way out, Both decked out in Black as they scare the two fans watching with their freaky appearance. Homeicide gets on the Mic and challenges Nevin Mills to take on Himself and Razzor, Which is an absolute helluva feat if you've ever met the two guys! Overall Rating: 38%
MAIN EVENT: Nevin pretty much got tossed around all match but nailed some huge Suplex varieties on Razzor and even managed to Fallaway Slam Homeicide! Nevin then pulled the victory out of nowhere after slamming Razzors head into an exposed turnbuckle and rolling him up for the 3! Afterwards, He got his ass kicked though as Homeicide and Razzor tore him apart, With Homeicide throwing him forward for a 911 Emergency and then Razzor using his Deadly Spear as they left to some boos after the Match of the Night. Winner via Pinfall, Nevin Mills! Match Quality - 72% , Crowd Reaction - 19% , Overall Rating: 40%.
Overall Rating for the Show: 35%
We got 2 Fans in Attendance and we made $6!!