my neighbors are stupid fuckups, well the ones across the street anyways. Not only do they always call the police on me because i have my music on too loud at 1:00 in the afternoon, they also get very annoyed when i shine my laser pointer on there house, morons. They dont seem to like me, i can tell even in their stupid language, every time im outside, these fucks pull their children inside because im apearintly too loud and annoying (thats new). I really dont care about the fact they hate me, i just know when they are talking about me in their language, mainly becaus ethey look right at me and point at me and shit. Basicly i just hate my fucking neighbors, they are annoying stupid, foriegn and retarded.

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