christians are doomed....

well quite recently i came across a game review that many gamers find funny, its a game review by a christian website, yes they rated a game, not for the graphics or overall quality of the game, but rated for the amount of violence in it... which is stupid. To read the review go here.. the game is doom 3 by the way

most of the time i wouldn't bitch and complain about such a thing, but this is different, because i am taking game design, and software developement in my collage years this is really stupid for someone to do. its like reviewing a painting with nudity in it, it is part of the painting. This particular person decides to say, "oh my because the game deals with satan it gets a low rating", yes well people put money into making a game, so that makes it ART, which goes back to my theory about the painting, the theme of hell and satan is part of the game, it makes the game scary, what would you rather fight fluffy white rabbits then big ugly well designed zombies that could rip your head off, id rather kill the zombies. "The graphics were simply unheard of two years ago, but now they just don’t seem quite as impressive" quote from the site... well yes they were simply unheard of two years ago, considering the fact the game was in developement 3 years ago dickwad, quote #2 "My point is clear graphics are great but would have looked a lot better if this game came out a year earlier" a year earlyer??!!!???! what the hell did you even play the fucking game, on the ultra graphics setting the game looks like CG movies from final fantisy games, its never been done in a game before. The game is in high resolution, the models environments and effects are all in high resolution, most games use low resolution in game, and high resolution for the CG cut scenes, before you make an acusation about the graphics please make sure you know something about how they made the game. quote #3 "Id has been long known for poor, weak, and just plain horrible story lines", ?!?! so and your fucking point is, can you make a game... no, you want to know why, because your stupid, the game acually has a storyline if you played the fucking thing moron! it has a very good storyline in fact... it may have the same gameplay as the first doom, but the first doom kicked ass... so this one also kicks ass! quote #4 "There is no question this is the most evil game I have ever played and I feel incredibly slimed after playing through the game. The main enemy is constantly telling you every half hour that “your soul is mine”. The later levels are by far the worst with upside down crosses with people nailed to them you can’t get much worse" yes it is an evil game... but these things that are included into the game are simply there to make a dark, scary atmosphere... basicly making the game not suck, with all the "evil" removed you would get a good looking game without anything interesting, because half the game would be gone.

quote #5 "You just wonder if these are things that id actually sat there for over five years creating you can really understand how much of an influence the satanic cult has been on that organization. Not only the Doom series but Quake as well id has been know for creating the most satanic games of any company", if ID software was satanic you would know, games that have satan in it are cool, because then stupid kids can follow what satan says and go out and murder for fun (ok thats some sterotyping right there), first of all my brother is a satanist, my dads an athiest (thats not believeing in god or religious shit kiddies) and so am I, and you know what, who gives a flying fuck, i acually have sat down and talked to a preist about religion when i used to be a satanist, and he did not once tell me i needed help... ID software creates these game for the entertainment of others... witch goes back to my painting theory... the game is pure art, and should be forever... so fuck you...

CHRISTIAN RATING????

the christian rating on this site is stupid, if this dickhead ever visits my site, i hope he reviews my site so i can email him and tell him he's retarded and should die... in fact how about i review his site on a ATHIEST rating...

there you have it.. the worst site review ever...

and the conclusion is...

your site is gay and all sites that review games from a "christians point of view" should be removed because they waste space on the internet... why does it matter if your chrsitian and play doom 3, why does it matter if you laugh at the passion of the christ... why does this page matter.. we will never know, so as of right now, your site is listed as "gay..." i will be releasing a 25 worst webpage list, and yours will be on there... assholes..

-some people think i should be nailed to an upside-down cross and burned in hell-

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