This is Paul's Website!
(A Paul Gardner Production)
That's Not Me
That's Me
About Me (Like You Already Don't Know)
I'm 15, almost 16
You know where I live
You are my family
The dogs have too many names to mention, so call them what you want, they will still listen
My favorite foods are nachos, pizza, and hamburgers
I think you know every thing else
My Family
Mubba |
Farher |
Me |
Emily |
The Fur of the Family
"Ok, Mr. Woofie, I'm gonna try and gnaw outa' here. You with me?"
"Please, don't look at me"
A Scenic Sow
A Scenic Sammie
Other Family Members
The Grandparents Leach
The Grandparents Gardner
Just Some Crazy Arse Pictures!
Holy Shnit, she's gonna blow!!
What the hizzle is that!!??
Aliens!!
AAAHHH!!! It's so hairy
This is what Me and Emily look like in the Winter
Everybody likes a Maraschino Cherry
That's it. Peace out! I'm goin' to Disney World!