Just in case you didn't notice so far: I crave to be humiliated.
For your your convenience I put up a small form you can use to send me
a message telling me what you think about me.
If you include your name and email address I will send you an email,
telling you how much I enjoyed you message. If you are not in
the mood to come up with something creative to say, just hit the
"Create Message" Button, this will create some random Message to
start with, feel free to add your own comments.