AUTHOR: Joleen and Ginny
RATING: G
GENRE: Comedy
SUMMARY: What starts off as a joke and turns into a story
*Mike, Micky, Peter, Davy, Joleen and Ginny gazing into a new fish tank*
Joleen: The little one can be Davy, the big one can be Micky, the long one can be Mike and the last one can be Peter, ok?
Ginny: Works for me.
Peter: Hey, guys, the Micky fish just ate the Davy fish.
Micky: *burst into laughter*
Davy: *glares*
Mike: *warning tone* Now, guys!
Davy: Shut up, Dolenz!
Micky: *Still laughing*
Davy: Dolenz!
Mike: Cool it, guys!
Micky: *still laughing*
Davy: *angrily jumps on top of Micky, and the two start wrestling*
Mike: Hey, now look whatcha did, Peter!
Peter: *innocent look* Who me? *now pleading look* Hey, guys, peace!
Mike: You guys heard Peter! *bashes Micky and Davy's heads together* Peace!
Davy: *in a daze* Yeah....peace, baby!
Micky: *also in a daze* Peace, man, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to everybody!
Peter: Now, guys, that's more like it. Micky, give Davy a hug and tell him you're sorry.
Micky: What?!
Davy: *big grin - spreads his arms*
Micky: *rolls his eyes - hugs Davy*
Peter: *sniffles* Awe!
Mike: Oh, Peter!
Peter: *grabs Mike and starts crying on his shoulder*
Mike: *pats Peter on the back* It's all right, big Pete.
Peter: *sniffle* It's just so sweet!
Everyone: We were born to love one another - This is something we all need - We were born to love one another - We must be what we're going to be
- And what we have to be is free.Micky: All we need is love, love, love, all we need is love.
Peter: Hey, Micky, wrong song!
Micky: Well, I like that one better.
Peter: *frowns* You don't like my song?
Micky: Uh...well...
Peter: *crying* He doesn't like my song!
Davy: You did it again, Dolenz!
Micky: Oh be quiet!
Davy: Don't tell me to be quiet!
*Davy and Micky argue, Peter cries, Mike's fed up*
Mike: I give up! I can't handle it any longer! *runs off and joins the Beatles*
Joleen: Its alright Peter I like your song *hugs Peter*
Ginny: Me too, Peter! *hugs Peter also*
Peter: *puts his arms around both girls* Well thats all that matters *and they walk of into the sunset*
Ginny: AH! Not without Davy! *grabs Davy, pulls him along, leaves Micky behind*
Micky: Hmph! Well, fine! *joins Mike and the Beatles*
Joleen: Aww poor Micky.....I want Micky too!
Ginny: But he and Davy argue!
Davy: Yeah, he and Davy argue!
Peter: yeah, he and Davy!
Ginny: What is this, an echo?
Joleen: Micky come back!
Peter: What am I not enough for you?
Joleen: *thinks* Well......yeah I guess so.
Davy: OK, fine, I'll go get him!
Ginny: Beg and plead.
Davy: *stubbornly crosses arms* Never!
Ginny: Then use force!
Davy: *evil grin*
Peter: Davy!
Davy: OK, fine! I'll see if I can locate Mike too.
Joleen: That would be nice.
Peter: Yeah its not the Monkees without Mike
Joleen: Peter you're so great
Ginny: *rolls eyes*
Davy: *gets in disguise - dark sunglasses*
Ginny: What's that for?
Davy: Micky and Mike may try to avoid me. I'll have to work undercover like a secret agent.
Joleen: *get in a disguise too - an angel costume*
Peter: whats that for?
Joleen: I just want to dress up
Davy: *takes Joleen's hand* But that's no disguise. That's the real you! *kisses Joleen's hand*
Peter: *glare*
Ginny: *glare*
Joleen: Davy Davy Davy, I love you but my heart belongs to Peter. Sorry *give him a kiss on the cheek* and what about Ginny?
Davy: Well I'd never give her up *puts his arm around Ginny's waist*
Peter: Okay guys let's find Mike and Micky or the world as we know it will be forever over.
Ginny: Oh Peter don't be such a drama queen!
Peter: Don't be so cynical. There's work to be done!
Davy: Right! Secret agents - get ready!
*Davy, Peter, Joleen, Ginny - slip on their dark glasses*
Davy: Look out world, here we come!
*Meanwhile backstage at a Beatles concert Mike and Micky gets ready to go on stage*
Mike: *sigh* Its just not the same
Micky: I know man. I miss Davy and Peter
Mike: Did you just say you miss Davy?
Micky: NO!
Mike: You did to shotgun
Micky: Okay I did, so sue me. I miss the little guy
Mike: Well maybe it's not too late *goes to the telephone and dials Peter's number* dang no one is answering
Micky: It's too late!
Mike: No, it's never too late, Micky! Not if true love prevails! *takes dramatic stance*
Micky: Oh whatever shall we do?!
Mike: We shall go find our friends and we, the Monkees, shall get back together - the bonds of brotherhood stronger than ever!
Micky: But...I don't think they want to speak to us again!
Mike: No fear, my good friend. Just don these disguises...*places dark glasses on*...and we'll be able to sneak up on them so they won't run off.
Micky: Hey, I can dig this! *slips dark glasses on - hums mission impossible song*
*Meanwhile outside of where the Beatles are getting ready to go on Peter, Davy, Joleen and Ginny are trying to get back stage*
Davy to guard: Man you don't know who I am. You have to get me in or John wll be mad. He's expecting me in there now! So move!
Guard: Nice try but I don't think so.
Joleen: Well, buddy, you have to let me in. Don't you reconized me? I'm only the top model now. And Paul said he wants me to come and he will be angry if I'm not there!
Guard: Sure sure sweetheart!
*They all back up and form a huddle*
Peter: Guys this isn't working, we have to think of something else
Davy: I got it...I say we run right through him. He's not that big, we can take him
Peter: But Davy you know how I feel about voilence
Joleen: But Peter's its for a good cause. It's to get back your friends and save the world *backs away from the group and puts her hand over her heart* Its our job or the world will no longer be the world we know. Lets do it for all the kids and old people. The animals and trees. Are you with me guys?
Everyone: YEAH!
Peter: And I didn't bring any tissue *sniffle*
Joleen: Let all form a line and get ready to run through the guard.
Davy: Now if we lose anyone don't go back for them. We can save them later
*Just as they are getting ready to run the door behind the guard opens and out walks Mike and Micky in their disguises. They suspiciously look around and sneak away, with their backs to the wall*
Peter: I wonder who those weird looking guys were.
Davy: Couldn't tell behind the dark glasses.
Ginny: Who cares! They left the door open!
Joleen: Come on!
*They all go backstage. They stop the Beatles*
Peter: George, have you seen Mike and Micky?
George: Sorry chap they just left. They told me they had changed their minds.
John: Yeah and they had some weird looking glasses and hats on.
Davy: Oh my those guys were Micky and Mike.
Ginny: Thanks guys!
Joleen: Lets go guys and try to find them.
Davy: Jeeze and I thought this would be simple.
Peter: Nothing ever seems simple in our lives, does it?
Davy: Remember that time those Chinese spies wanted the formula?
Peter: And the time those aliens switched Micky with a robot.
Davy: I still wonder who got the better bargain out of that deal.
Ginny: David Thomas!
Davy: *quickly adds* Which I now realize we got the better bargain!
Joleen: Lets go stop them.
Peter: But where do we go?
Ginny: Well most likely they'd head back to the Pad.
*Mike and Micky were indeed back at the pad*
Mike: Micky are they down there?
Micky: No they aren't down here.
Both together: They're gone!
Mike: But where?
Micky: Mike man I think we should jut stay here.
Mike: Would John Wayne just stay here?
Micky: Umm...
Mike: Thats right no he wouldn't.
Micky: Well where should we go?
Mike: Well the only place they could be - the Beatles concert.
Micky: Alright, well here we go again.
*The foursome try to make their way back to the Pad, but see two familiar looking figures coming toward them.*
Peter: Hey, there's those two weird looking guys with the glasses again.
Ginny: That's them!
*The four of them run toward Mike and Micky*
Micky: Hey, Mike, there's four weird looking people with dark glasses coming after us. What are we gonna do?
Mike: Well they could be one of two things.
Micky: What's that?
Mike: Either they're spies that are still after the doomsday bug formula...
Micky: Oh, well we can handle them!
Mike: Or they're IRS agents.
Micky: RUN!!!
*Micky and Mike take off!*
Davy: Why are they running?
Peter: I don't know but run after them!
*They all start running after Micky and Mike*
Mike: They're chasing us!
Micky: Run faster!
*Monkee romp with Saturday Child playing*
*Mike and Micky run down onto the beach and hide behind a big rock.*
Joleen: Hey where did they go?!
Davy: There, I can see Mike's hat poking out.
*Mike and Micky see the people getting closer and decide its time to start running again*
Ginny: Micky, Mike it's us, it's us!!!
*Mike comes to a halt*
Mike: It's them
Peter: It's us it's us!
Micky: Them who?
Mike: It's Peter, Davy, Joleen and Ginny!
Micky: Oh them!
Ginny: *takes off glasses* We've been looking everywhere for you!
Joleen: Why did you run?
Micky: Mike thought you were IRS agents.
Davy: How revolting!
Peter: We just wanted to apologize! We don't want you to go!
Davy: Yeah, Mick, I'm sorry about always arguing with you. I'll try to be nicer.
Micky: *smiles and shakes Davy's hand* I will try harder also.
Peter: And, Mike, we're sorry about always misbehaving.
Mike: Well, I'm sorry I lost my patience. I never really wanted to leave you guys.
Joleen: Well now that we are all friends again, lets get some food.
Micky: A girl after my own heart!
Peter: Sounds good to me.
Davy: Let's go.
Mike: I know the prefect place.
*They all start to walk off but Ginny looks into the camera*
Ginny: Well all's well that ends well.
Davy: Come on Ginny, I'm buying!
*Ginny runs to catch up with everyone*
*The music comes on and the credits roll*
THE END - Or maybe just the begining?