Goodwin Bank
Mr. Kirk Webster walked into the bank.
His co-workers Mr. Carlson and Miss Steadman greeted him.
Mr.Carlson- Good Morning Mr. Webster.
Mr. Webster- Good Morning.
Miss. Steadman- Good Morning Mr. Webster. How are you?
Mr. Webster- Good Morning, Sheila! I'm doing great. How about you?
Miss Steadman- Just great!
Mr. Webster smiled at her.
Mr. Frizby comes out of his office
Mr.Frizby - Mr. Webster-Good Morning Mr. Frizby .
Mr. Frizby, looked around before returning to his office.
Never looking in Mr. Webster's direction.
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2 hours later.
The bank was full
two masked men came in waving guns.
Robber#1- Everybody down now!
The people did as they were told
he grabbed Mr. Carlson
Robber # 1- open the vault!
Mr. Carlson- I don't think I have the combination
The second masked man ran over to Mr. Webster
Robber # 2- Hand over all your money now!
Mr.Webster- Sure ok.
Robber # 2- No funny business.
Mr. Webster pressed the silent alaram button. He slowly started to
put the money in the bag.
Robber # 2- Faster!!!!
The Cops surrounded the building. The robbers were apprehended.
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Later
Mr. Frizby - Nice Work! You're going to get a raise for this......
He patted Mr. Webster on the back.
The following week
Goodwin bank
Mike, Micky, Peter and Davy walk in
Mr. Webster looks up and smiles
Mr.Webster- Good morning Boys!
all 4 Mr. Webster- What Can I do for you this morning?
Davy- We'd like to open a savings
Mr. Webster- I'm going to lunch. Mr. Carlson in new accounts can help
you.
The boys were lead by Mr. Carlson to his office.
after they were seated, Mr. Carlson looked at them.
Mr. Carlson- So gentlemen How much would you like to put into a
savings?
Davy- We have $25.00
Mr. Carlson- Each?
Davy- No just $25.00
Micky slaps his hand over his face. Mike rolls his eyes.
Peter is transfixed, on a red pencil.
sitting in a cup filled with pens.
Peter thought to himself.
Peter- Don't worry little red pencil. I know what it's like to be
different. To stand out in a crow-
Mike, Micky, and Davy- Peter!!!!!!
Peter comes back to the present.
Peter: Did we get the loan, I mean savings?
Mr. Carlson: Yes You did. Congradulations.
See you in another week, for your second, $25.00.
I'm suppose to collect the full $100.00 on sign up, but I'm flexible.
I figure we've been here a long time,we're not going anywhere.
They shake hands with him, and leave
Mr. Frizby stopped Mr. Webster.
Mr. Frizby- Mr. Webster before you go, here is your check.
$68.00 .
Mr Webster looked at it. First he was shocked, then he was angry.
Mr. Webster- Where's my raise?
Mr. Frizby- Oh that, well-
Mr. Webster: Now see here, I've worked at this bank for forty years.
Last week was my 27th robbery. I risked my life,and saved this bank!!
Mr. Frizby- Calm down
Mr. Webster- No I will not calm down!!!!!
You promised me a raise.
Mr. Frizby- I know.. I know.
Mr. Webster- And the time before that. And the one before that. And
so on!
I'm sick Of it Mr. Frizby! In fact I'm so sick I'm going to
leave this place!
Mr. Frizby- You won't quit, Webster.
Mr.Webster-You're right I won't quit. I'm retiring as of Friday!
I'm getting too old, to play the games that you play.
Mr. Frizby- Excuse me I do not play games!
Mr Webster- Sure you do, Every day, You play with people's hopes
and expectations. Years of service means nothing to you!
Everyday, you find a way to lie and cheat out of every promise.
How, do you live with yourself ? I guess, we'll never know.....
Mr. Webster cashed his check and stormed out.
Mr. Frizby- Good riddence.