AUTHOR: Krista
RATING: Laughter (Rated G)
SUMMARY: Just something that came to me while replying to a message in another group.
This is a silly short story. It wasn't even intended to be one but turned out that way. I was replying to a friend of mine in another yahoo group when I got silly with it. Ginny said I should post it here so that's what I'm going to do. We were discussing the prices of the DVDs coming out.
(I love the features on the DVD...just wish they weren't so out of reach with the price. And LOL at how you described if they'd been on for 10 years.
I could picture it now...we'd all be sitting in walkers around the television set when the last season was put on DVD...)
Krista (Old person's voice): Hey, Hey they're the...what was the name of that group again?
Karen (Old person's voice): The bananas?
Krista: No thank you. I just had one.
A/N: LOL...I'm only kidding around. I couldn't help it though. But my friend does make a great point. Could you all imagine if there had been 10 seasons? It'd be like Star Trek and never go away (that sounds good). I could see us all standing in line at the video store fighting over the DVD's.
Krista: Mine! Gimme that!
Karen: No I saw it first!
Other girls yelling: Not if *I* get to it first!
(Then the Monkees come in the room at that point)
Davy: What you ladies all fightin' over.
Krista: The Monkees 10th season DVD just came out. It's $200 and I want it!
Davy: Well what if I told you that Wal*Mart (rt) has them on sale for $50. (Everyone runs past the Monkees out the door to Wal*Mart)
Micky: Way to go Dave. Now we can get all the copies of these before they come back! (Micky goes to the desk with a bunch of DVDs in his hand)
Mike: Micky? You grabbed the wrong ones. Those were season fives.
Micky (Laughing): Oh right. What was I thinking. (Micky goes back and grabs all the DVDs)
Peter: Hey, that was *my* copy!
Micky: Was not! I had it first!
Davy: Hey, what you fightin' over them for? We *are* The Monkees. We don't need to buy them. We recorded them.
Peter: We don't need to? Really?
Davy: Nope.
Peter: In that case....(Peter grabs the DVD he wanted and ran for the door setting off the alarm. Police pull up and grab Peter and the DVDs) Mike!
Cop: All right! You are comin' with me.
Peter: But officer, he told me I didn't need to pay for it.
Davy: I didn't say that! I said we didn't need to *buy* them.
Peter: Same thing.
Mike: I'll straighten this out! I'm Michael Nesmith of The Monkees and...wow, hey, is that the new Police car?
Cop: Yeah. (Mike takes the cop over to the car and the other two take Peter and run. Once Mike knows they're gone, he put the cop in the car and sent him off)
Mike: That was easy right guys? (No answer) Guys? (To everyone) Let this be a lesson to you all. Never tell a cop his car is nice unless you wanna walk home.