RATING: 'G'
SUMMARY: This started out as a response to a friend in another yahoo group. I ended up making it a small skit and I hope you get a laugh out of it. Krista's friend Joleen took Peter home with her and send Davy to be with Krista. But Krista's friends found out about Davy being at her house and this is what happened next. Can they catch a Monkee? Read and find out....
Krista: Hello?
*Joleen: Hi Krista! It's Joleen! How are you?
Krista: Not bad. Just cleaning house. What's up?
*Joleen: Well I have here two very important people. Only problem is I don't have room for both of them and need to send one to you.*
Krista: Okay..?
*Joleen (Whispering): I have Peter and he's a peach but Davy's getting into everything and I need to get him to your house without notice to *anyone*! Think you can come get him for me?*
Krista: Yeah right! I'm supposed to come to your place and pick up a Monkee? I don't know about this.
*Joleen (Still whispering): Trust me; you won't regret it! Besides he's cute and cuddly; what more could you ask for?*
Krista: For you to keep him. But I'll be there! Give me about an hour!
*Joleen: Make it 30 minutes! I can't detain him much longer.*
Krista (Sighing): All right. Thirty minutes!
*Joleen: Thanks! I'll owe you one for it.*
Krista: I'll think of how you can pay me back later.
*Joleen: Gotta run! See you shortly!*
Krista: Okay; bye. (Krista hung up the telephone. She grabbed her keys and took off for Joleen's)
(An hour later, Krista returned to her home with Davy. The only problem was, how was Krista going to get him inside the house without notice to the other fans of his...)
Krista: This is going to be tricky; you know that don't you?
Davy: Hey I've had plenty of disguises over the years so one more won't hurt.
Krista (Putting a girl's wig, hat and coat on him): Well it's not Barbie but it will do.
Davy: I look rediculous.
Krista: Hey whatever works babe! Let's go! (Krista looked around to make sure nobody was around. She nodded and got him inside the house; sighing) That was a close one. I could have sworn we were beign followed all the way from Joleen's.
Davy: You got that feeling too?
Krista: Yeah. (Krista just sat down on the couch when the telephone rang again) Hello?
*Ginny: Hey Krista! How are you?*
Krista: Ginny? Is that you?
*Ginny: Yup! I'm calling from the beautiful state of Florida. How are you?*
Krista: Good. Yourself?
*Ginny: Not bad.*
Davy's Voice heard by Ginny (To Krista): Got anything to drink around here?
Krista (To Davy): In the fridge.
*Ginny: Who's there?*
Krista: Um...nobody. It's just one of my...neighbors.
Davy's Voice heard by Ginny again (To Krista): Wot about tunafish? Krista: I thought you didn't eat that stuff?
Davy's Voice heard by Ginny again (To Krista): Hey when you travel 300 miles you gotta have food no matter *wot* kind it is.
Krista (Sighing): In the cupboard Day...In the dairy cupboard.
*Ginny: Dairy cupboard..? Krista, that voice sounds familiar. Who *is* that?*
Krista: Just a neighbor; honest!
*Ginny (Not believing her): Okay; if you say so.
Krista: I say so.
Davy's Voice heard by Ginny again (To Krista): Wooo...hey Micky would like this. And Peter would love this. Oh if Mike were here...nah he wouldn't eat that. He'd bar-b-que the house.
*Ginny: I know that voice!*
Krista: I gotta go Ginny. My *neighbor* is going to eat me out of house and home.
*Ginny: Okay. Well...talk to you later all right?*
Krista: All right! Thanks for calling Ginny!
*Ginny: No problem. Bye!*
Krista: Bye! (To Davy) Way to go Davy!
Davy (Eating a sandwich): Wot'd I do?
Krista: You gave yourself away while I was on the phone. But she's nothing to worry about. She lives in Florida and there is *no way* she'd be able to fly all the way to Pennsylvania in one day.
Davy: You sure?
Krista: I'm sure. Hey can you make me one?
Davy: Sorry just ate the last tuna sandwich. But I still have cheese.
Krista: That'll do. (Krista sat down beside Davy and began to eat)
(In the meantime, Ginny knew that the person at Krista's house was none other than Davy himself...)
Ginny: How dare she keep him from me? I'll show her! (Ginny got on the computer and quickly used the power of her fingers to let her friend Sandra and her friend Jenn know all about it. Since Jenn lived in Pennsylvania near-by Krista, she offered to pay for quick flights to her house for both Ginny and Sandra. Within a couple of hours, the two girls were at Jenn's house)
Jenn: Okay so what do we do?
Ginny: I say you get us in the car and take us there right now!
Sandra: Wait! We can't just go barging into Krista's without proof. Call her up on the phone Jenn!
Jenn: Okay...but keep real quiet or she's going to know we're onto her.
Sandra: I won't say a word. (Ginny made a 'zip' noise across her lips. Jenn picked up the phone and called Krista's)
(Back at Krista's...)
Davy: Is your phone always this busy?
Krista: Not usually. (Krista picked up the phone) Hello?
*Jenn: Hi Krista! It's Jenn!*
Krista: Hi Jenn! What's up?
*Jenn: Well...I was wondering if you were busy at the moment?*
Krista: No..I mean well kind of. My neighbor is over here and I can't get him to leave.
Davy's Voice again: Hey love, you got anything to about here?
Krista (To Davy): Here! (She handed him something) Go play with that.
Davy's Voice again: How do you play it?
Krista: You push the button and follow directions.
Davy's Voice again: If you say so.
Krista (To Jenn): I gotta get going. My neighbor is getting into things.
*Jenn: Okay. Well...see you...I mean talk to you later!*
Krista: All right. Bye Jenn!
*Jenn: Bye Krista!*
(Back at Jenn's...)
Jenn: Yup that's him all right!
Ginny: I say we hop in the car and go!
Sandra: I say we come up with a plan.
Jenn: No I think we should do what Ginny said; let's go! (Jenn took the keys from the rack and the three ladies got into her car and drove off toward Krista's)
(At Krista's house before the ladies arrive...)
Krista: How am I going to hide you if you keep talking while I'm on the phone?
Davy: I'll be your neighbor.
Krista: No thanks! I've already got plenty of those. (They heard a noise outside that sounded like a car door) Uh-oh!
Davy: Wot?
Krista: Here! Put this on you! (Krista put something over Davy's head) Stay still and don't make a sound! (Krista's doorbell rung) Be right there! (To Davy in a whisper) I mean it! Not one little sound! (Krista casually walked to the door. She opened it to see her friends standing before her) Jenn! Ginny..? Sandra..? How'd you guys get here so fast?
Jenn: Ancient chinese secret. Can we come in?
Krista (Nervous voice): Um...all right! (The three ladies stepped inside and they immidately began to snoop around)
Sandra (Being vocal off the back): Where is he Krista?
Krista: Where's who Sandra?
Sandra: You know who.
Krista: Oh you mean that jolly guy that comes down the chimney this time of year?
Ginny: No...she means a cute little English guy who likes to hide just about anywhere. We know you have him here somewhere.
Krista: Oh you mean that jolly guy's helper in the green-pea suit?
Jenn (Looking around the room under everything): AH-HA!! (Sandra and Ginny run over to Jenn)
Sandra: Did you find him?
Ginny: Yeah and if you did, I want at him first!
Jenn: No but I found a quarter!
Ginny: Jenn, we're not *looking* for a quarter! We're looking for Davy!
(Krista, in the meantime, made a hand motion to get Davy out of the house. Davy tried to sneak out but just as they got near the door, he was busted by the three girls)
Jenn (Tapping her foot): All right! That was a nice little trick, Krista. But now that we've found him, we'll be leaving with him.
Krista: That's not Davy!
Jenn: Yes it is! (Jenn took off the green elf hat) See! (They look at it was a lamp) What..?! (The three girls looked around the room)
Ginny (Looking over by the window): THERE HE GOES!! (The three girls took off running toward the window area)
Sandra: We gotta head him off at the bottom of the steps! This way! (The three ladies went out the door and ran for the bottom of the stairs where Davy was supposed to be heading. Only Davy had come back through the window)
Davy: This is crazy you know? I thought I had it rough in the 60s and now that I am going to *be* 60, I can't keep running like this.
Krista: Hey, this is what you get when Joleen takes Peter and give you to me. I can't hide ya forever.
Davy (Laughing): Well you can do a bit better job then wot you are doing right now don't ya think?
Krista: Nope. Hey, be thankful you're not Micky. I think he'd have a harder time getting around.
Davy: Why's that?
Krista: He's taller than you! (The three girls returned and now all three of them were tapping their foot) What? I didn't do anything!
Sandra (Coming over to her): Yes you did...look behind you! (Krista looked behind her and saw nothing) Not again!
Jenn: I have an idea! (The three ladies went over to the corner and began to whisper to each other their plan; whispering) 1-2-3; (Out loud) Break! (They walked back over to Krista)
Ginny: Well Krista, we had a great time looking for the greenie but we have to go.
Krista: What? Why so soon? You three just got here!
Jenn: We're going to go find Peter Noone instead. He's a lot easier to catch.
Sandra: Yeah and I'm tired...I don't think I can chase after him anymore. We'll catch you around again sometime!
Krista: But...(The three ladies walked out the front door. Krista sighed) You can come out now. They're gone. (Davy looked around to make sure)
Davy: Thanks. Can I have something to...(Davy had a net put over him)
Krista: Hey!
Sandra: Caught ya!
Davy (To everyone): Well if ya can't beat'm...(Davy takes the net off and put his arms around the three girls) join'm! (To the girls) Which one of you are payin' for dinner?
Jenn: You!
Davy: Wot? Joleen never said I'd have to pay for the food.
Ginny: Now ya know.
Sandra: Yeah so dish out the dough baby 'cuz we're hungry after all that running around looking for you.
Davy (To Krista): See you next time around.
Krista: You know I think I'm gonna go find me another Monkee to like. I mean Joleen gives you to me and you go off with them and now I've got nothing but...hey can you fend for one more?
Davy: Sorry babe...me wallet is full! (He left with the ladies)
Krista (To everyone): Now there's justice for ya!