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Thou be cursed! A short list of people that I really really do not like.
People who put quotes, or blessings, or words of eternal wisdom in blue italic writing, 'cause they think that blue italic writing is ever so spiritual, much more spiritual than just plain, black letters. They'll do entire books containing nothing but blue italic writing, and they'll do posters, and billboards, and calling cards. I hate them. There is nothing particularly spiritual about choosing a font that's hard to read, and blue letters - compared to black - suck. As far as I am concerned, the Lord Almighty has given us Times New Roman, Verdana, Courier, and Helvetica, and this is all that we need. Also, thou shall not do italics unless absolutely necessary, and blue shall be anathema. People who go "thou" or "thy" or "thee", 'cause they think it makes them sound Old Testament kinda cool. This is 2004, brethren, and people do not talk like that. No demon, I am sure, talks like that. Only complete morons talk like that. People Who Use Capital Letters At The Beginning Of Each Word In A Sentence, or who capitalize the first letter of certain words in order to make them look, like, totally cosmic. There is nothing particular cosmic about capital letters, and it's annoying. Just stop it. Are you such a person? Would you ever dream of doing blue italics, go "thou", or write a sentence like this one, "One can read about Justice, or one can hope for it, but to truly Know Justice you must bring it into Being"? If so, then thou be hereby cursed! Quoting Edmund Blackadder, I curse you and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your head. |
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