"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

JLH: I use to sell furniture for a living.... the problem was, it was my own.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

What is something that is...
- Higher than God.
- Move evil than the Devil.
- Poor people have it.
- Rich people don't have it.
- And, if you ate it, you would die.
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