^ KFC the Strange. Charistmatic leader and part-time janitor for the Army of the Fallen. Hobbies include hamster-back riding and destruction of rainforests.

^ Vanessa: "The Lady of Pain". Skilled in deciet and trickery, this seemingly innocent creature can wreak terrible havoc with her immensely powerful psychic abilities. A invaluable part of the Fallen, she can unleash her devastating mental blasts onto the battlefield, turning allies against each other and sucking the life energy out of anyone unfortunate enough to get in her way.

^ Alfred "Scorched Earth" Ho. Being the sniper and heavy artilery support for the Fallen, this fully-armoured warrior is extremely dangerous. Skilled at long-range bombardment, he is invaluable in destroying siege engines and breaking open enemy defenses. Arriving on the battlefield armed with man-portable howitzer cannons and missile launchers, this is one guy you *seriously* don't wanna meet on your toilet break.

^ Sam "The Eye" Roberts. No one really knows who she is or how she got here, but her eye is damn scary. A frontline warrior for the Army of the Fallen, she both ruthless and unstoppable on the battlefield. Entire cities have fallen to the ravaging energies invoked by her foul magics, as she strides amongst the wreakage, eyes glowing with a terrible inner thirst for bloody vengance.

^ Ben "Omega" Dalgleish. The Omega unit is a terrifying battle construction, leaping across the wargrounds in a mad frenzy, crushing vehicles under-foot in succesive, devastating bounds. Bolts of chilling frenzon flash out of his eyes, draining all the warmth out of the air and spreading a freezing mist over the battlefield. Enemy soldiers flee before this horrifying mesh of man and machine, their sanity cracking as they crash to the ground gibbering and frothing like madmen. This juggernaut neither responds nor caters to any whim except his own, indeed, some believe he enjoys the wanton destruction he brings; due to the cackling noises that emenate from within him as he obbliterates all that he sees. Note: The Omega Unit is kept in cryogenic stasis during the between-battle periods, to protect the rest of the Fallen from his wrath.

^ Leah "The Copyrighter" Clough. This mysterious creature does not seem to have any battle-role within the Army of the Fallen, actually, no one is really sure what she does. All that is known of this creature is that she has the ability to phase in and out of real space, and is able to levitate at all. She also has a passion for stamping - (C) Copyright Leah Clough 1985 - on every available surface. The Copyrighter has a close friendship to Sam "The Eye" Roberts, and the both of them can frequently be seen toppling over high-rise buildings and throwing watermelons for no apparent reason. The Copyrighter has no speech ability, however strange noises can be discerned from her, such as "Nggarrrgghhh" and "Marrrr". These noises are particularly noticable during the rainy seasons.

^ Rajiv "The Betrayer" Khemlani. The Betrayer is a distraction unit for the Army of the Fallen. His subtle talents enable him to evoke sensations of horror and despair amongst his enemies, as he provides himself as a target for their war machines. The Betrayer, existing neither in real time nor in real space and having no real physical form, is neigh-on invulnerable to all physical damage and provides a cover for our advancing troops to eliminate all oppistion. However, caution should be taken by any army willing to enlist his unique abilities, as from his namesake; they may find themselves stranded due to an unfortunate change in his alliegances.

^ Natalie "The Hammer" Stevenson. A holy warrior of the Sun God, Natalie is the anti-undead unit in the Army of the Fallen. Frequenty used to purify Vampire covens and Infested graveyards, this divine servant invokes fear in all allies of the Dead.

^ Chris "The end is near" Tam, and Alex "The Devastator" Phelps. Or "Pinky and the Brain" to the rest of the Fallen. Chris is our millitary strategist, selecting vital enemy targets over breakfast every morning. Alex "The Devastator" spends his breakfasts hammering his iron fists into brick walls, in preparation for the inevitable battles to come. In combat, they have a psychic link which enables the two of them alone to defeat a force ten times their number and strength. They, along with Sam "The Eye" Roberts, are our invaluable frontline warriors, tearing up the opposition in bloody honour- and terrifying glory.

^ Wendy "The Incinerator" Wong. An extremely powerful and unpredictable entity, not many who cross her path remain unscathed. Her true nature becomes apparent when she unleashes devastating blasts of white-hot plasma onto the targets of her hate. On temporary loan to the Army of the Fallen, her skills are invaluable in seiges as she can melt her way through the thickest of fortresses and burn entire cities to the ground, leaving nothing alive.

^ Fredel "The Impaler" Gibson. Another deadly frontliner for the Fallen, this powerfully evil warrior charges blindly into the fray, flipping over tanks and incinerating enemy troops with firey optical blasts. She is also vastly skilled with an array of close-combat weapons such as swords, axes and small thermonuclear devices.

^ Tim "The Butcher" Randell. The Butcher and The Impaler are partners in battle, and they have very simillar combat abilities. The Butcher, also a frontliner, carries massive 200mm cannons on each arm and can level mountains with terrible ferocity. The Butcher can soak up and deal out enormous amounts of damage without faltering, thus is an invaluable asset to the Fallen.

^ Victoria "Razberry" Law. A battle-mage for the Fallen, this powerful sorceress has the ability to summon animals from the wild to attack our foes, such as rabid beavers and penguins with nasty tempers. Quite often she has summoned massive hordes of squirrels to overwhelm barricaded strongholds and the like, a fearsome addition to the Army of the Fallen.

^ Alistair "BFL Blazenali" Hall. For the most part of the timespan of human existence, Ali was an immensely powerful Archangel, one of the greatest divine servants of the one God. However, during the 1960's, Ali was swept up by the unstoppable wave of sex, drugs and hard music that was typical of the period. In a bar one night, after a couple of joints and a few lines of heroin, Ali quickly realized that God was just a sorry old poofter and decided to resign his role as an Archangel. God said, "hey you can't do that" whereupon Ali jumped upon his head and growled like a gorilla in mating season. Ali now rules and lives in a small island in the Pacific, populated mostly by coconut trees and sea monkeys. He has occasionally been summoned by the Fallen for use in campaigns, but his millitary value is somewhat questionable due to his combat strategy of hurling other members of the Fallen at our enemies.

^Pete 'The Tripout' Crane. Imbued with the ability to give enemies chemically induced hallucinated 'tripouts', he focuses this ability through his third eye which was given to him by a tibetan monk as a reward for buying the monk a Big Mac Meal from McDonalds. Uses this bizarre ability to discombobulate his enemies on the battle field while removing their limbs with his 'Bizarro Sword'. A convieniently invisible sword made from 100% recycled paper crafted by dwarven blacksmiths to open letters with.

Anyone else who wants me to put them in the Army of the Fallen, email me with a picture. Muehahahaha.