wasn't it mozart who said career ladders only have one dimension? i dont know did he? possibly there is no evidence that he didn't, and that is good enough for me i worry more about the "normal" people they're usually hiding something an unexplained interest in gardening perhaps or a subscription to the readers' digest *** Sinner496 is now known as h Hi again, j. :O it's good - it's not the one. Apparently St A. has the highest student suicide rates. Although perhaps i shouldn't be telling prospective students that ¬ I heard it off my Uncle. He is teh smart. if he's related to you, that seems somewhat improbable. what's the point of taking a test in an automatic. you might as well test in a golf buggy. my grandfather did his test in a refrigerated delivery truck, way back in the 1950s <]Hex[> was that just a standard test? no, the special refrigerated delivery test - complete the test BEFORE THE FOOD MELTS! im going shorty *shortly i think it'll improve people's perception of the union. because i think a lot of people at the moment think that the place is run by the andrex puppy on speed... with a mohawk. ah well wales has it's good points I heard that Wales was sinking in to the sea, though. it probably is. Yes, because of all the leeks in the ground. no, i think you're mistaken. * Wong waits for a tumbleweed, and is disappointed to see none in sight it's to do with upcurrents in the mantle affecting continental drift. * Wong nails a small wooden cross in to the ground in memory of his joke they changed the seat colours at the start of last year From blue to brown. Actually I can't imagine it as glue any more. too sticky? olf, grewv chaempiewn the psychadelic moog textual experiment. ZAM Erm, what? you don't know, you're not hardcore I don't think I want to be if it involves typing like that. people say "the ring was so scary!" yeah, if you're a fucking loser. but that's just my well known affection for my fellow man. i lived for the stock footage of mr. t welding with his torch. it's what made me want to do medieval history. who told u that i had a) stature b) liked LOTR and c) was a freak bill. ooooh im gonna kill bill a lot of people have a similar reaction. some random on yahoo asked how scared i was of terrorism. so i accused him of being a terrorist. And his response? i think he imploded. i'm all heart. not much liver You're being very friendly on the forums. Are you feeling OK? that was just slightly sarcastic. yeah, i guess for me that counts as friendly. oh, mods. i loathe those. the only music i ever really made was aphex twin style sample horrific noise. i played warhammer once but fortunately the game was interuppted by my friends dog eating half the pieces. * Isis wonders what to do on her 11hr coach journey 8-I Develop deep vein thrombosis, probably. i'm trading in the pc for a laptop. it is almost indestructible, and weighs 822 grams. and is less than a cm thick at it's thinnest, and less than 2cm at it's fattest. That's incredibly light. It sounds like that you'd accidentally throw it over your head when you tried to pick it up. it's not cheap, but it's so poncey that i don't care. You seem to get a rather incredible amount of sandwiches. Wong- what? Sorry, slight misspelling - "comments", not "sandwiches". I'm hungry, and my mind was wandering :( * lsq boggles glasgow isn't so bad. compared to iraq. an anime of the original black and white sci-fi film metropolis? very, very loosely based. it has robots. that's about where the similarities end. biology is just plumbing with living things oops thats medicine i always forget about the time difference. its gonna kill me when i start school Don't worry, Freshers Week will kill you before that :) * niall has to write bass lines for worship on saturday god'll help. god plays the triangle ...What leads you to that conclusion? madness * Wong messes around with background system objects (which is a lot more exciting than it sounds) it would have to be ba cj What, Jenni? i think it was 'back' ? yes? yeah, course it was * shinyhappyperson can read 'jenni' :D its a good anguiage to know ye gods! my academic family keeps growing as fast as my bank balance is shrinking ewww...i have a lovely picture in my mind the haywain? eww toes what about them? i dont like them. they're silly. i'm sure we can arrange for yours to be chopped off. they were removed years ago 3 hamsters, 2 ferrets and a koala teamed up and sawed them off with a fisher price saw. tragically, even that worked - they were at it for weeks and i didn't notice. i dont know who you are, but you're in hong kong - that automatically makes you cool. * Wong realises that the reason the chatroom is so quiet is that he was disconnected 1 hour and 42 minutes ago have you seen the advert on channel 4 when they ask celebs what they do to relax, and the last guy goes "I put empty smarties' tubes on cats legs and watch them walk like a robot"? I'd love to do that i'm gonna do that to my epileptic cat when i get home i'l give it it's valium then stick some tubes on. then strategically place it near the stairs the union is empty without me and steve. its got too much alcohol without us, Richard