1000. Love his hair, love his mouth, love the words that come out oif him, the way he moves and laughs. love the color of his eyes and how they change with his moods, the paint on his hands and the woolly socks that he wears. Just plain love him cause he is who he is

999. The way he meets you after work that make all your colleagues green with envy...

998. How he scratches your back without you asking

997. The way he doesn't mind when you scratch his

996. The way he helps you plant flowers

995. How he likes to sit on the porch swing with you at night and look at the stars

994. He lets you finish the crossword puzzle

993. The way his face lights up when you come home from work

992. The way he makes you feel -- all safe and warm

991. When he tickles you, he knows when to stop

990. The cute way he falls asleep in bed with a book in his hands.

989. The way he doesn't mind when I wake him up

988. The way he lets you pour champagne all over him in the chat bar.

987. The way he lets you drink champagne out of his belly button

986. That his belly button is clean - no lint.

985. His babyoiled thighs in IR

983. The way he winks

982. The way he removes his ring with his teeth in AY

981. Still looks yummy, even when wearing a dorky hard-hat

979. The jealousy he has displayed this weekend when I've been testing the new products for 3 days straight

978. He inspires all the fan fictions

977. He understands we sometimes really don't have anything better to do but to share silly thoughts

976. He looked better than in any movie on the Charlie Rose interview

975. Responded with equanimity in the face of snottiness from Charlie Rose

974. The way it looks like he's cueing Charlie Rose to come in with his line

973. He appreciates your mother's stuffed artichoke recipe

972. He said Sandra Bullock was gracious

971. The way he learns from other actors like by watching Christopher Lee or Denzel Washington

970. That he likes outdoors stuff like hiking and camping

969. He is not prejudiced

968. The way he keeps calm in all these stupid TV interviews where the interviewers try to embarrass actors by flattery

967. That he has good self-control and self-discipline

966. That he maintained his interest in nature and art

965. His outtake in the Open Source convention film clip speaking to Bernard Hill (Theoden) "They will take you into a dark room my lord and scan your very skull, they will make toys of your lordship, 10,000 at least, for children to play stupid games with." is funny

964. His sweet and compasionate soul that genuinely wants to understand different people and their cultures

963. His tolerance - a rare and beautiful gift

962. The spirit of creativity that drives him and is the enemy of war

961. His inner wildness and untameability

960. When playing games, he is very creative when coming up with a special task for the loser to perform.

959. The slightly evil grin he gets on his face when said loser is performing the task

958. The way he shows up, naked and dripping wet, in your bathroom -- waiting for you to say hello (when I close my eyes anyway)

957. His hips

956. The way he "pleasures" himself with his left hand.....

955. The way he looks when he's "pleasuring" himself

953 - the way he dresses as Aragorn in the chat room bar so we can all, um, uh, Prance on his Pony......

952 - the way he unsheathes his sword so we can, um, uh, ride his Anduril

951. The way he splashes your sarong with water, he says to cool you down, but you can tell from that crazy glint in his eyes he's just enjoying seeing it wet and clinging.

950. The way he insists on trying out every piece of furniture in every room in Mu's bungalow

949. The way he insists on spending a long time in the shower first..so as not to stain all Mu's white upholstery, he says.

948. The way he willingly contributes the necessary ingredients for your new cock-tails (Penis Colada and Helms Deep Throat) for the Open House party

947. The way he turns up for the party dressed in hibiscus flowers and nothing else

946. And one from reality - the way he looks in leather (just been to my 3rd viewing of TTT)

945. the way he looks in a lunghis (sp?), specially when there's a slight breeze

944. his show of concern for Sean Bean's fear of riding in a helicopter - as seen in the extended DVD of FOTR

943. his patience in teaching you how to shag in a hammock

942. the slow way he wipes the sand off your body after you've fallen out of the hammock

941. his gentleness in applying Neosporin and Band-Aids to all your bumps you got while trying not to fall out of the hammock while shagging.

940. the way he has eagerly accepted our new home and looks forward to seeing all sisters wearing our new barely-there outfits

939. the way he's been drooling since we showed him drafts of our new outfits

938. the way he's kissing the feet of all sisters who are helping with the relocation

936. Totally sexy with a cig hanging out of his mouth (not many can do that)

935. The look on his face when he gets knocked senseless

934. Likes to parade around naked for us

933. He is the best lay in the universe!

932. The eager way he's willing to review The Snack position with you

931. The eager way he's willing to add The Snack to his list of, um, "thank you" positions for the sister smutsters.

930. The way he can turn road kill into a meal

929. The way he's helping me paint my room in the new convent so it can look like the old one did

928. The way we've been rolling around the floor having "fun" for past couple of hours even though we're supposed to be painting the walls

927. The way he offers to dress up as Aragorn and take you to a forest and make love to you there

926. The way he groans during the Hovering Butterfly session

925. The way he stares at you with his beautiful aqua eyes as you look down at him while in the Hovering Butterfly position

924. The way you come home at the end of the day and he's painted butterflies all over the bedroom walls to show his appreciation for you.

923. The way he baked me a chocolate birthday cake and then proceeded to cover ME with the icing and slowly lick it off

922. The way he posed perfectly still for hours so my (blood) sister could make me an Aragorn birthday cake.

921. The way he has helped us rebuild the training rooms so we can start our classes

920. The way he has so generously donated all his free time to assisting with the training, including the scoring of such subjects as "the instinct guide to oral sex

919. The way he has trained all the apostles (including the hobbits) so they can assist with the classes we'll be starting soon

918. That half smile he has, that says a 1000 words and leaves you speechless.

917. The way he laughs for days when you show 918 real and unreal things the sisters love about him and Big Vig

916. The way he begged elfgirl to return to the Convent

915. The way he snuck into Herinke's room yesterday and kissed her feet for all the bloody hard work she's doing for the disorder

914. The way he has gathered the apostles and gone to the chapel to have a prayer session so the convent can return to normal asap!!

913. The way he .....uhhhh...fits perfectly inside of me..... and how gooood he makes me feel......

912. The way he found us in our new convent and said he would follow us anywhere

911. He thinks this list should be published at Perceval Press under the title 'Glorious St Viggo - What Women Really Want.' and then he'll send a copy to each of our partners, husbands or boyfriends.

912. He is sitting behind me at the computer looking over my shoulder while I am posting this pretending to give me a massage.

911. ....Hell, he DOES do amazing things with his hands.

910. He thinks Henrike needs some extra Saintly attention for all the dedication and hard work she puts into VFB to keep the sisters happy.

909. He is the best kisser on the planet.

908. He doesn't think VPM is too obvious a nickname for him.

907. He really hates ellessargirl's avatar because the wide stripes make him look SMALL.

906. He brings me breakfast in bed every morning.

905. He let's my dog out in the morning and reminds me when her jabs are due.

904.He reads my fanfic before I post it to make sure I have written him as the stud he is.

903. He is thrilled at being called 'BIG VIG'.

902. He IS 'BIG VIG' !!!

901. He doesn't mind when I send him out to buy my tampons he even knows my brand and size.

900. He begs me to hold a convent convention at his place.

899.. He refuses to buy Nestle products because they sell formula milk to third world countries. (Please Nestle don't sue me or Mr Mortenson I have made this up and still shame on you!!!)

898. He just wrote a long letter to Steph and baked her some brownies to make her feel better.

897. He used to prefer being a sinner to a saint but now he's changed his mind.

896. He was thrilled to give elfgirl a hand when she had injured her arm (and he didn't just type her posts)

895. He warns me not to chop chillies again before watching WOTM while he is away (or in fact even when he is there - especially when he is there)

894. He promises to write to us soon thanking all of us for the lovely fanbook.

893. He always lets me choose the music in the car.

892. He bookmark's internet pages I might find interesting (He found VFB !!!)

891. He knows my favourite brand of chocolate (Green and Black's Maya Gold) and buys it for me all the time.
890. He really hates the clones and is always asking: 'AM I not enough for the sisters?'

889. He drinks vast quantities of V-GO to improve the situation.

888. He always leaves little hidden notes for me for every day that he is away.

887. He sulks at the amount of times Orlando 'whippersnapper' Bloom and Sean Bean are mentioned on this site.

886. He NEVER watches football (soccer) when I am around.

885. He knows exactly what's in Pandora's Box (How? PANDORA !!!)

884. He remembers little details about all my best friends and holds thoughtful and polite chitchat with them when they call and I am not in (except evilelf she only gets 'wrong number')

883. He never forgets to pass on their messages with all their details.

882. He asked the sisters to get him a new suit for his birthday and said 'but not a birthday suit'.

881. He is very creative with body paint as well.

880. He might have stopped writing love poetry but he has just finished one poem for each of the sisters.

879. He knows when I need a hug and when I am dangerous to approach.

878. He has replaced all his 'button your fly' jeans because he knows how much we love the sound of THAT ZIPPER.

877. He says 'You don't have to wax.'

876. He gets me flowers every week wherever he is.

875. He reviews everyone's fanfic.

874. He goes and watches girly movies with me and doesn't fall asleep.

873. He doesn't fall asleep during anything we do.

872. He admitts now that the black and silver plastic bag he had at SLU was indeed a free gift from Lancome but he got it only because he was buying goodies for the sisters.

871. He asks about my granny when I come off the phone to her.

870. He made me accept my arse without letting me sit on it.

869. He thinks summerluv needs some summer loving.

868. He is keen to let me teach him complicated dressage movements on my lovely horse and not just because he loves the schooling whip so much.

867. He pm's Mu for a copy of 'Going Down' for me (WHAT?) saying that he has to pm her because they never get to speak otherwise because the waterfall is too loud.

866. He is busy bookmarking pages 26 and 83 of Mu's book. (ps: Mu how the hell did you do page 26 without drowning?)

865. He swapped from Irish Whiskey to Scottish Malt Whisky because he agrees that I know what's best.
864. He eagerly helps me with all my 'technical research' for my fanfic.

863. He genuinely likes going down on me all the time.

862. He thinks going down on me is a good way of saying 'Good Morning'.

861. He knows the expression for 'going down' in 25 different languages.

860. He casually inserts 'going down' into harmless sentences during a dinner party converstation until I am so wet that I slide off my seat and he has to take me home to enjoy the mess.

859. He still has so many more tricks in store !!!

858. He has a special treat planned when the sisters reach 1001 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

857. He speaks up when he talks about the sisters.

856. He loves us just the way we are - all of us.

855.. He admitts now that the black and silver plastic bag he had at SLU was indeed a free gift from Lancome but he got it only because he was buying goodies for the sisters.

854. The way he drags you away from the chat room to make love in the early hours of the morni

853. The way he strokes your hair and wipes your tears while gently kissing your face when you tell him the convent burned down and all your threads went up in flames!

852. The glorious sex he gives you to make you feel better (plotting to burn down new convent so you can get more glorious sexes with the preciousssesss)

851. The way he quickly sets to work adding artwork to all the walls so we feel like we're at home, while still hoping the old convent can rise from the ashes

850. That he can laugh at himself when you poke fun at his limited wardrobe.

849. The way you communicate in a crowd- it's as though you have your own private language.

848. That he can still astonish you, even though you know him so well.

847. The way he suggested that your wedding rings have only one word inscribed on the inside, "mine".

846. The way he surprised you with photographs of your loved ones that he took at Christmas. He knows how you miss them...

845. The way he lounges in bed with you on a rainy Sunday afternoon, as you drink tea and read naughty bits of Anais Nin aloud to each other.

844. That he always rubs aloe on your rug burns after you've been "playing rough".

843. The way he blows smoke rings

842. The way he is sending special prayers and viggo-thoughts to Steph MI so her life goes back to normal and she works through the rough patch

841. The way he reminds us all that it is thanks to MI that we have a convent and a place to laugh and share and be free

840. The way he gave me one of his special Vig-massages for res-erecting the 1001 things list (i have very relaxed muscles today, let me tell you!)

839. I love that naughty playful smile when we're in the supermarket and he sees that I put whipped cream & cherries into the basket. Oh, he knows me...

838. I love the way his hair is messed up and he never looks in the mirror.

837. I love the way he smiles at me, with such a naughty twinkle in his eyes

836. I love the way he plays silly tricks on me and the way he laughs when I get him back.

835. I love the way he kisses my tears away if I am sad

834. I love the way he sings to me and puts flowers in my hair

833. I love the way he listens when I want to talk and the way he jokes when we go for a walk

832. I love the way he dances with me and the way that he makes love.

831. I love the way he paints and writes

830. I love the way he never has any time but always makes time for those he loves

829. I love the way he dresses up and the way we have fun

828. I love the way he taught me to swim and ride and relax and be a fool

827. He is always ready to forgive and say sorry too!

826. That he let me tie him to our bed at my birthday

825. That he always paints my toenails for me

824. That he's always humming lovesongs when he washes the dishes

823. That he sleeps naked

822. That he sends me a postcard from every town he is in during the promotion of LOTR

821. That he rang my mum at her birthday and wished her happy birthday IN HER NATIVE LANGUAGE

820. That he takes me on a long walk when I had trouble at work

819. That he needs no words when watching the sun go down

818. That he hates going to the dentist's

817. That he keeps some strawns of my hair in a medallion around his neck
816. That he loves our first kiss in the morning although I haven't brushed my teeth yet

815. That he always lights a candle in the church

814. That he eats with his fingers

813. That he didn't like maths at school

812. His birthday present for me: a t-shirt he made which says "Viggo is Mine"

811. That he always puts a praline on my pillow

810. That he smiles when he sleeps and I touch him

809. That he doesn't have an electric toothbrush

808. That he puts fresh flowers on the kitchen table every day

807. That he carefully removes the flowers if we... ahm... use the kitchen table for some unorthodox action

806. That he teaches our budgie to talk

805. That he calls me pretty although I am not

804. That he enjoys our salsa classes SO much - oh, he gets so hot, I tell you....

803. That he comes friday afternoon into my office and takes my home- fully aware that I LOVE the envious looks of my colleagues

802. LOVE THE WAY VIGGO STANDS ON THE BEACH IN 'THE CREW' AND YELLS AT THE GUY ON THE BOAT. HILARIOUS.

801. LOVE THE HAIRY CHEST IN THIS FILM TOO!!!

800. LOVE HIS SENSE OF HUMOUR

799. Love the wet-Voggo piccie , ohhh, looks so delicious

798. Love his sideburns in WOTM

797. The way he doesn't get angry at your hubby for interupting your shagging session on the beach

796. The way he enjoys getting the sand out of your swimsuit

795. His tolerance level for children when they keep saying, "I'm hungry," right in the middle of having the sand sucked off his toes

794. The way he makes your skin feel when he rubs suntan lotion all over it - even in the places covered by your swimsuit.

793. I LOVE HOW VIGGO IS A MASTER OF EVERY CRAFT HE PUTS HIS HAND TO.

792. I LOVE HOW HE PLAYS EACH ROLE/CHARACTER SO CONVINCINGLY!

791. I LOVE HOW VIGGO REPLIED TO FAN MAIL - PERSONALLY! WISH HE STILL DID

790. I LOVE HOW VIGGO DOES BOOK SIGNINGS!

789. I LOVE HOW VIGGO INVADED MY DREAMS 5 TIMES LAST NIGHT. ESPECIALLY HOW HE SMILED AT ME AND POKED HIS TONGUE OUT.

787. The way he prepares a special congratulations for Vaq who has achieved sisterhood status

786. The way he spends time with the rest of us sisters because we're all sulking over his special treatment of Vaq

785. LOVE HOW THERE IS MORE THAN 1001 THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT VIGGO

784. LOVE HOW HE WEARS NZ NATIVE BONE CARVINGS

783. LOVE HOW WHEN HE GOES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY HE TAKES THE TIME TO LEARN A LITTLE OF THE LOCAL LANGUAGE AND THE CULTURE/LIFESTYLE

782. LOVE HOW HE SO LOVEABLE!

781. The way he welcomes the new males in the convent, despite his initial surprise at seeing them there

780. The very special thanks he's given Herinke for updating the site so we have such a swish, sleek look!

773. The way he borrowed the fire engine from the local fire station, dressed up in their uniform and kidnaped Lovestruck and Nortey from the day spa, the day before Lovestrucks birthday party, and gave them a sneak preview of his strip routine.

772. The way he charmed my parents so much they never called him by my late husband's name...

771. The way he wears a sock.

770. The way he read some of his poetry for LS.

769. The way he had LOVESTRUCK's books from Perceval Press, under his Aragorn costume. That was a nice surprise.

768. The way he spent all afternoon and evening with lovestruck to celebrate her birthday

767. The way he didn't complain when I turned him into a birthday cake by covering him in cream so lovestruck could lick it off him

766. The way he performed an aragorn-strip-o-gram for LS despite the fact that he was still sticky from the cream

765. The way he does that swimmer's dive into the water in Indian Runner.

764. The way he totally becomes the characters in his movies and brings a little of himself to each role like the paintings in PM..

763. The way he makes you forget all of your problems by just looking into his eyes.

762. Love how he'll give anything a go... even MUDWRESTLING

761. His habit of extinguishing matches on his tongue... I think

760. Can walk effortlessly, even up stairs, with a woman wrapped around him

759. Looks good even in one of those ugly sleeveless muscle shirts.

758. Makes a believable carpenter

757. Looks fabulous sprawled on top of me... I mean a kitchen table

756. The way he whistles

755. He can ride a kid's bicycle without holding the handles..

754. The way he sneaks in time for us, when the Sisters aren't watchin'

753. The way he congratulated each Oscar winner when he was watching them with me yesterday, even though we both know that TTT deserved many more

752. The way he applauded Adrian Brody's speech

751. The way he dresses up as Aragorn...and then undresses again, just because you'd said you want an Aragroan strip-o-gram for your birthday

750. The irritated tone in his voice when he says he'll be late for our shag because he's helping Wae with a problem

749. The way he is willing to help with the re-taming of my Orlando clone, who has gone totally berserk after finishing the Ned Kelly movie

748. The way he pouted for just 3 seconds when Orlando got some screen time on Australian tv a couple of nights ago

747. The adoringly grateful way he looked at me when I "thanked" him for helping with Orlando's problem

746. The way he shakes his head when he sees Mu's collection of pink, purple and yellow pills

745. Not stuck on himself

744. Knows what pennyroyal tea is for

743. Picks blackberries and edible yellow wood sorrel flowers along the road in California

742. Wears doubled socks when his feet are cold

741. The tongue to tongue greeting picture with Dominic Monaghan is hilarious

740. The embarrassed look on his face as he is dragged through the cafeteria to hand over a soap opera tape in 28 Days is precious

739. Full orchestration of the funny anecdote about Kieran Shaw unable to swim

738. Gently erotic poetry

737. Great delivery of the line "You're not frightened enough!" to Frodo in Fellowship of the Ring

736. Likes French fries

735. Walks with a fluidity that reminds you of rain

734. Uses his living room for an office and the floor for a desk

733. We would happily listen to him read the Manhattan phone book

732. That we know most of his wardrobe

731. Fun when the electricity goes out

730. The way he can carry a normal size woman in his arms and make it look like he's enjoying it (28 days)

729. The way his adam's apple bulges out

728. I've NEVER EVER seen him with a zit

727. The way he unzips his pants

726. The way he sulks in a corner when he reads the ways to punish viggo thread. He is not a happy camper, let me tell you!

725. The way he licked my toes yesterday

724. The way he looked when i returned the favour and licked his toes

723. The way he thinks it's funny that all your sisters want copies of the waterfall pics, especially the ones without you in them...

722. The look on his face when you tell him he can't be best friends with Exene anymore because he's married to you.

721. The smile that comes across his lips when you call him "Eyecandy

720. The way he gets all excited when you tell him your secret fantasies and wants to act them out.

719. The innocent look in his eyes when you ask him if he's been lurking on VFB

718. The way he says, Mu.

717. The way he whispers you're real name...

716. The funny look on his face when he finds your Aragroan bobblehead in your underwear drawer

715. The way his naked body looks as he slides from the bank down into the natural springs watering hole behind his cabin in Idaho

714. The way steam rises off the water as if to say, hmmmmm, a naked man....

713. How handsome he looks skimming leaves out of the pool in his backyard while wearing nothing but his swim trunks (not speedos either)

712. How he looks so utterly handsome and gorgeous with his hair wet

711. The way he agrees to go into training with all the apostles in preparation for the 1001 party

710. Considerate if Lola is pregnant to announce it in the summer since the resulting nationwide work stoppage will occur while women recover and we hope to get these days off while a chance for good weather

709. Will soon start writing messages on walls and paper (! gasp) if available so we don't have to worry about him getting skin cancer

708. Makes his mother and us happy by looking both ways before crossing the street

707. Makes his mother happy by no longer accepting jobs with frontal nudity in movies (notice it doesn't say "his mother AND us")

706. Would rather sit on a doorstep in North Beach observing people and sharing an ice cream with you than go out with a rowdy group of people

705. A lot of male admirers would show up if he gave a poetry reading in San Francisco

704.Taking a walk in San Francisco, he gets hit up more than you do

703. Intellectual yet down-to-earth

702. According to Pilar, his office nickname is "Living Romance Novel", courtesy of Debi who will never live it down

701. Generous to a fault with others yet frugal with himself

700. Looks good in thermal shirts

699. Looks good in flannel shirts

698. Looks good in corduroy shirts

697. Looks good in no shirt

696. Multilingual

695. When he puts water on in the morning, tells you "don't get up"

694. Gives the Chinese food doggie bag to a homeless person or leaves it on a garbage can or news rack for a homeless person to take

693. Has sleeping bag that can be zipped together with another sleeping bag, which is important

692. Good physical coordination

691. Likes variety

690. Not an elitist

689. Supports socialized medicine

688. Supports gun control

687. Not prejudiced

686. He is perfect to us Sisters and Novices

685. The way he stops his pick-up in the middle of nowhere and drags you into the back to make love to you

684. The way he lets you go on top so you don't hurt your back on the floor of the pick-up

683. The way he agrees to let you do anything you want to him for your birthday present.

682. The way he always takes his weight on his elbows in missionary position

681. The way he laughs when you ask him what a 22 yr old could know about pleasing a 44 yr old

680. The way he knows to shut up quickly when you glare at him for starting to answer what a 22 yr old could know...

679. The look of absurd dismay on his face when you tell him you're NOT going to introduce him to your 22-year-old, multi-lingual, model, niece!

678. The way he rolls his eyes when you mention 22 yr old girls and sex in the same sentence

677. The way, when you're about to start a big argument about 22-year-old girls, he shuts you up with a snog and then says, "I'd much rather have a woman"

676. The fact that he dropped "Remember Me" from his book list on Perceval Press.

675. The way he humps you over the ironing board (which is why his shirt-collar was all skew-wiff)

674. The way he smirks when he gives you an Aragron bobblehead

673. The hurt look on his face when you ask for a Faramir bobblehead

672.The way he lets you sit at his feet when you're watching television together

671.The way he BEGS you to sit at his feet when you're watching tv together

670.The considerate way he pulls up the shower mat because he knows you like to slip and slide while shagging in the shower.

669.The considerate way he goes bottom on the stairs so you don't hurt your back

668. The way he shakes his head when you tell him Lovestruck cussed at you.

667. The gentle way he wipes your tears away with his thumb because Lovestuck cussed at you.

666. The way he kisses your lips to make you feel better because Lovesuck cussed at you.

665. The way he shags the s**t out of you to make you forget who Lovestruck is

664. The way he gets really turned on whenever you use the "f" word and has to ravish you there and then

663. The fact that he knows quite a few different ways to shut you up

662. If you haven't seen him for a while and he graces your retina, you have to steady yourself by hanging on to the nearest stationary object like a doorpost until the visceral waves going through you stop

661. A smile that would blow out the L.A. grid if it were connected

660. Slow dances with you in the living room

659. Appreciates your compilation of humorous quotes from his interviews

658. He cleans the fish he catches himself, thank God

657. Keeps reminding Henry to chew the fish carefully to check for bones

656. Has supplied some parody material for Mad Magazine

655. Would be a good Saturday Night Live host

654. Doesn't drag you to public functions

653. Knows what safe sex is

652. Wears raincoats

651. No IS in his vocabulary when asked to do an overly dangerous stunt

650. Doesn't tuck in his shirts

649. Doesn't wear a belt

648. Modest, not a ham

647. A safe driver

646. Remembers to bring his camera to peace demos

645. Supplies the one good thing about Albino Alligator - that it helped to pay his rent

644. Likes broccoli

643. Likes steamed vegetables and tofu

642. Likes wild rice

641. Smokes out on the porch

640. You know he loves you when he quits smoking for you

639. Into Box Set and String Cheese Incident

638. His clavicle

637. His shoulder blades

636. His ribs

635. Looks good in jeans and T-shirt

634. The way you always kiss and make up after the argument...

633. The way he strokes your hair when your lying on his chest and he thinks your asleep

632. The way he whispers your name in your ear when your...doing it

631. The way he undresses you, passionately, but gentle

630. The way he creeps up behind you when your in the shower...

629. The way he rolls his eyes at you when you tell him you can't stay out of Hell...

628. The impatient way he keeps looking for the UPS man to bring your package

627. The way he reads the book over your shoulder pointing out tips (which you don't really need)

626. The way he grabs you by the waist and pulls you to the bedroom to act out the graphics in your new book.

625. At a party: That he tells you the naughty things he'll do with you tonight in elvish so that only you can understand him

624. That he realizes that you were at the hairdressers

623. That he watches WOTM with you although he's already seen it 1000 times

622. That he introduces you to Karl, Elijah, Billy, Sean, orlie..... hmmmm....

621. That he gives you his jacket when you're outside at night and you're cold

620. That he loves teasing

619. That he loves to be teased

618. He doesn't wear glasses

617. He wears a necklace with a tuxedo

616. He can sew (he sewed his Aragorn cloths if they were damaged)

615. He can cook

614. He can cook from scratch

613. He actually DOES cook (very rare!!!)

612. He can do IT ... ahem... 3 times in an hour

611. He can convince you to do IT a fourth time and after the fourth time he still has the energy to go to the kitchen and get you some wine and fruit

610. The startled look on his face when you tell him you just ordered a book titled Going Down

609. The annoying way he reads over your shoulder and points out the graphics in your new book

593. Anti-war

592. Withholds sex if you browse the internet too much

591. Gets cabin fever in the spring - throws you and Henry in the truck and heads north (giving Henry enough notice to say goodbye to his friends)

590. Helps you with Spanish verbs

589. His self-deprecating sense of humor

588. Likes girls who don't wear makeup or shave their legs or armpits, realizing that your Green Peace membership will be revoked if you do

587. Falls off his chair laughing the first time he prepares Mate for you and you run to the sink

586. Loves the McCourt brothers biographies (Frank and Malachy)

585. Has been to a few Dead shows in his youth

584. Turns you onto good music, new songs

583. Listens to your stories about three years in a Berkeley collective household

582. Can hold his own in conversations with your radical political friends

581. If you break up he doesn't do anything obnoxious like putting you on a mailing list

580. Will do psilocybin with you when you both have a few days off from work

579. Can roll a joint in one hand without looking while driving

578. Willing to have or adopt another kid

577. Is patient if you are shy

576. Is kind when you least expect it if you feel like giving up on something

575. His faults are due solely to an excess of compassion or lack of sleep

574. Deals with your non-smoking, non-drinking, vegetarian lifestyle without jonesing too badly

573. Can laugh at himself

572. Helps with the dishes so you won't move out

571. Might look for a place in Topanga if Venice gets over developed or if any more Starbucks move in

570. Is okay with your atheism yet occasional religious participation

569. Lets you read opposite him while he is memorizing his script part

568. Helps you put together Napster collections burned onto CDs

567. Little bit of gray hair left undyed between gigs

566. Slender but not emaciated

565. Not a gym rat - stays thin because he is just not a big eater

564. Writes phone numbers and messages on his arm

563. Has the "road kill donations to charity" phone number

562. The way he speaks Spanish with an Argentinian accent, which my Spanish-speaking friends assure me is the sexiest thing in the known universe

561. The way he likes making people laugh at poetry readings, and then giggles himself (like he does on Live at Beyond Baroque)

560. The way he laughs at himself for being so disorganized, but does nothing to change it

559. The way he can't move from the bed after the party, but he's willing to give you a massage

558. The way he calls all the apostles to make sure they're all ok (some of the sisters did lose control at certain times)

557. The way he thanked vaq for keeping the list

556. The way he kissed Steph's feet for creating the convent

555. The way he laughed this morning when he walked into the flooded bathroom, remembering mu's fondness for water

554. The look on his face when you ask him what he's doing with Wae's cat-o-nine-tails XTC

553. The look of disgust on his face when you mumble something about body paint and hobbits (oh, no, sorry, that was my reflection in the mirror)

552. The way he can't wipe the grin off his face the morning after a wild party in which the 1001 sisters have shown him more than a good time.

550. The way his eyes bulged when "guests" started arriving at the halfway party

549. The way he helped us keep the apostles in order - i mean, honestly, billy and dom and lij are very energetic, if you know what i mean

548. The way he kept all animals away from orli (refer to gospel)

547. The way he made sure he "serviced" all of us, even going so far so as to keep a list

546. The way he didn't run too far when evil turned up (he has not forgotten SLU)

545. The way he brought a boxes of cherries for ara, all beautifully hand picked with stems intact

544. The way he was happy for ara to share her cherry trick with all apostles, though it took a while to convince her to show the newbies what the cherry trick actually involves (i do believe that lij and orli are NEVER going to be able to eat cherries again)

543. The way he made us all some mate tea to drink, using the honey so thoughtfully provided by cela (was it cela who brought honey?)

542. Ecological - takes showers together to save water especially in a drought in southern California

541. The way he looks like Alice Cooper or Gene Simmons in the FOTR scene where Arwen has a knife under his chin after Weather Top, very scary looking

540. His pained expressions tear your heart out on the bridge in Rivendell with Arwen

539. Nice ethnic Scandinavian bone structure shows in his face in the last scene of AWOTM

538. The additional scene in extended FOTR where he sings something he composed in Elvish, I think it took some courage to sing

537. Verbal yet can walk the hills wordless

536. Can be in the same room with you for a long time not speaking or disturbing each other

535. A normal guy taking care of his kid, cooking, doing laundry

534. Could give up the superficial aspects of the acting career at any time (or has never indulged in them)

533. Ducks out of some of the commentaries and "making of" parts of DVD movies

532. Has not bought the hype about himself

531. His interviews are candid like an athlete on the sports page

530. Likes taking a walk just to look at things

529. Loves some of your favorite songs like the Head East song on the Flat As A Pancake Album "Never Been Any Reason", Allman Brothers "Little Martha" and Blind Faith "Can't Find My Way Home"

528. Respects differences in a relationship

527. Respects that you don't like to be photographed

526. Respects that film is a medium you would never pursue

525. If you're with him and see an old boyfriend and want to go over to talk with the old bf, he just gives you a gentle reminder he is there without getting all insecure about it for ten minutes

524. The sympathetic look on his face when he finds out how much work Waennovien made you do to get ready for the halfway party

523. The way he nods his gorgeous head in approval of the clean hot tub

522. The way he laughs when you beg him to wear Cela's apron around the house...and nothing else

521. The way he knows all the words to Lovestruck's favorite shag song, "Sexual Healing"

520. His voice when he sings to her (outside your presence of course)

519. That he knows that you like your coffee with milk and 2 pieces of sugar

518. That he has no earring

517. That he has learned your language

516. That he named Henry after his uncle

515. That he kisses you on the place between your eyebrows

514. That he asks you to cut the fingernails of his right hand, for he cannot do it himself

513. The horny look on his face when you tell him about the Oral Fixation thread

512. How his voice kinda cracks when he offers to run to the grocery store to pick up popsicles and ice cream - trying to play innocent!

511. How he insists the you eat a popsicle before you go to bed - even when you're not hungry

510. The way he never lets you get to the cone part when you're licking an ice cream cone

509. The way he serves you breakfast in bed complete with o.j., popsicle, ice cream and bananas

508. The way he has been so generous in giving up his free time to teach the apostles about the meanings and the ways of the convent

507. The way he has lured the apostles into Evil's dungeon so she can clone them all

506. The way he looks when he asks you if he can 'lick the bowl' you mixed the muffins in

505. The look on his face when you let him

504. The way he'll make muffins with you in preparation for the party

503. The way he laughs when you tell him Cela wants muffins laced with... special ingredients

502. the way he looks when you offer him a "hot muffin"

369. He can wear something as girly as the evenstar pendant and still be OOZING with testosterone - come to think of it, it makes him even hotter, is that is possible

368. The way he prefers to... sleep with you (shall we say) somewhere dry because Mu is driving him up the wall with all her water fantasies

367. The way he sucks your fingers after sharing a meal of crab and lobster (the man does like his crab, gotta say)

366. That he would NEVER give you jewelry as a present.... he'd think of something special, only for you or make something. himself

365. His quirky sense of humour

364. He sings to his leading actresses before shooting a love-scene

363. He can make us laugh

362. There are NO ugly pictures, but only "agly ones": "this is a rare gift"

347. The way he nibbles on your ear when you're trying to read before bed.

346. The way he nibbles on you bottom lip when he's kissing you.

345. The way he slaps your bottom when he walks by and you're bending over

344. He does not take himself too seriously

343. His ability to laugh at himself

342. Viggo got girth (see Indian Runner pic).........

341. The way, when he's dancing with you, he sings the words of the song in your ear so softly that it tickles

340. The way he kisses the back of your neck or the top of your head or the tip of your nose

339. The way he likes holding hands when you're walking out in public

338. The way he sleeps with one hand on your breast

337. The way he flicks paint at you when he's working on your portrait

336. The way he picks up his cigarette butts and puts them in the trash can instead of leaving them on the ground

335. The way his whole body glistens in the naked Indian Runner pic - perfect

334. The way he keeps checking on you from across the room when you're at his gallery showings.

333. The way his hands feel when he rubs lather all over your body while you're kissing in the shower

332. The way the shower water flows like miniature rivers down his body while caressing his muscles

331. The way he takes your breath away when he steps back to look in your eyes after you've just kissed

330. How he just glistens after sweaty sex on the bathroom floor

329. The look on his face when he enters a room full of women and only 3 men

328. The rhythm of his walk as he strolls toward you

327. The feeling he gives you when he meets your eyes from across the room and then glances up and down your body as if caressing you with his eyes

326. The way he seems to be looking right into your eyes and soul even though he's speaking to a room full of woman

325. The emotion that stirs deep in your body as your eyes trail over every detail of his being

324. The way he puts his bare foot in your lap and wiggles it while your sitting on the couch watching A Walk on the Moon

323. The sexy smirk that plays around his mouth when you start to caress his feet and toes

322. The groan coming from his throat as you lick the tops of his feet

321. The way he slides back on the pillows as you take his toes into your mouth

320. The way he shifts his weight on the sofa as you begin to suck on his toes a little harder

319. Showing his consideration for your toe-sucking abilites by keeping his toenails trimmed

318. The way he bites down on his bottom lip as you blow.....dry his hair

317. His politeness in not rushing you while you're blowing ...him dry

316.The way he says I love you - not in fantasy but in PM & Vanishing Point.

315. The way he gestures with his hands

314. The way his tongue feels as it trails from your mouth, down your neck, over your collar bone and ever southward

313. the reflection of his beautiful face in the bathroom mirror when he catches you for a quickie while you're brushing your teeth

312. The way he looks with toothpaste all over his...all over him.

311. The way he slings one arm round your shoulder and caresses your breast whilst he's driving (ONLY to be undertaken in an automatic car)

310. the way he leaves it there when you're stuck at traffic lights and the ancient couple in the grey Austin 1100 next to you are looking shocked

309. The way his hand slips surreptitiously down to your bottom when you're introducing him to your parents

308. The way when he's helping you into your coat, he leaves his hands there just a little too long

307. That little contented sigh when he is completly satisfied

306. His pride in you

305. His arms around you when you are having a nightmare

304. The silly way his body jerks when he slips on ice

303. The way he holds his balls in his hands...during pitching practice for 28 days. (why, what did you think he was holding?)

302. The chuckle in the back of his throat when he wakes you up at 3:21 in the morning for some rough play

301. The way his cold feet feel pressed against your legs when you crawl in bed at night

300. The way he still looks sexy in a wrinkled shirt he's just pulled out of his suitcase

299. The suit pants he wears without a belt.

298. The sound of his belt as he pulls it off his

pants in one fell swoosh (wait, he doesn't wear belts, skip that)

297. The way he sits in his underwear (hee, hee, "what kind?" they call yell at their computers) while he puts on his wooley socks for the book signing

296. The way he uses his tongue on all your body parts

295. The softness of his lips as he kisses the bruises on your back from the tub faucet

294. The way he flings the drain plug across the room as you moan against his chest.

293. The way he lays the thick towels across the edge of the bathtub for your comfort

292. The aroma of the candles he's selected for your evening of romance in the tub

291. The way he brushes the towel against your back to dry you off

290. The way his hair slicks back when it's wet with lake water

289. The satisfied look he has when he pulls in a big fish

288. The soft, low sound of his voice when he sings danish love songs in your ear as you're laying on the blanket under the full moon

287. The way you feel inside when he looks over the shoulder of the perfect actress into your eyes

286. The look of passion in his eyes when he sees you after he's been away for awhile

285. The way he looks when you slide HIS...whatever he wears off!

284. The way he shoves his cash into his pockets without straightening them first

283. The way he squirts whipped cream in a can straight into his mouth (why, what were you thinking?)

282. His ability to shag in a cold waterfall

281. The way he lets you lay back on the smooth rock while he stands in the water

280. The look in his eyes when you say, "The water's warm" and motion him to join you in the bath.

279. The way the bubbles cling to his body in a bubble bath.

278. Watching him lean toward you through the bubbles to give you a soft, wet kiss on your lips while your legs are entwined in the bathtub.

277. The feel of his hands on your legs as he slides your panties off.

276. The taste of his kisses after he's eaten bar-b-que

275. The way he says I love you

274. The way he makes up with you after a fight

273. The little love note he writes for you

272. His sweet messages on you voice mail

271. They way his eyes follow you as you walk around the house

270. The way he holds you as you dance

269. The feel of his arms around you

268. His glistening lips after you've been passionately kissing on the sofa for hours

267. The disarray of his handwritten notes sticking out of his poetry books

266. The way he stands like a little boy with one foot turned on its side, even while wearing a suit

265. The way his necklaces are at home around his neck

264. The feel of his mouth on your neck your breasts and....

263. The look in his eyes as you make love

262. The look when he first sees you after you have been apart for awhile

261. The rythem of his breathing when you're becoming intimate

260. The was he looks at you from when you enter the room

259. The scowl on his face when you critize your looks

258. The feel of his smooth hands on your breasts

257. The way he sneaks up behind you to kiss you on your shoulder

256. The way he nuzzels up to you while he is sleeping

255. How certain parts of your body seem made for his hands

254. The passion in his eyes

253. His sexy ear lobes

252. The way his fingertips feel when he brushes your hair behind your ears

251. The smell of his breath after he's eaten a chocolate raspberry

250. The black marker streaks on his hands after a book signing

249. The way he tilts his head to the side when he signs a book

248. The look on his face when he saw LisaCarol's sketch of the sister's habits

247. He has such broad appeal - women of all ages love him

246. The way his firm arms feel around your waist when he's holding you close.

245. The smell of Argentine beer on his breath right before he kisses you

244. The warmth of his breath on your stomach (yes stomach, or neck, or face or breasts, or, oh, hell everywhere)

243. The way he calls your name first thing in the morning

242. The way he shuffles his papers around like a schoolboy

241. That little soft spot on his neck left side just below his ear

240. Those magic fingers

239. That sweet little pout he has

238. the way the moonlight bouncing off the lake reflects in his eyes

237. his naked silhoutte in the moonlight

236. his naked silhoutte from behind

235. The perfect shape of his butt

234. His tan, muscular, smooth, hairless back

233. The way the muscles flex in his tan thighs when he stands in the waterfall

232. He brings out the best in us

231. The way tiny water dropplets cling to his curly chest hairs

230. The way his chest hairs tickles your cheek

229. The sensation your hand feels when you touch the softness of his chest hairs

228. The way he furrows his brow

227. He has no qualms about appearing nude in his films

226. The way his chest hairs glisten in the sunlight

225. His eyelashes

224. His ability to encourage people to "create" art on their own

223. This sentence: "Listen, 'cause kids are god" *swoon*

222. That he drinks beer

221. That he's able to drink a glass of beer without being slightly drunk

220. That he allows himself to pause between his words in order to think

219. The way he yells ANGELINO at the end of the song

218. His Goofiness

217. The fact that he is the inspiration behind this disorder, where females (or otherwise) in need of fantasy, laughs and friends can meet and share dreams. (dirty though they may be)

216. He started his own publishing company

215. He takes risks

214. His Brain

213. He'd probably appreciate you even if you didn't have gazelle legs and a butt like two billiard balls

212. He can make smoke rings

211. Love the few signs of aging - sprinkling of silver at the temples, (sometimes) lines on his forehead, laughter lines. The man's LIVED and he's not ashamed of it.

210. He loves his family

209. The way he always runs his hands over the womans face before he kisses her

208. He sings romantic serenades in Spanish

207. He does seem to really respect women

206. How his life isn't blasted in very tabloid and he's not dating someone so grossly famous

205. When he says "They are Nazgul" in LOTR

204. He can be any man we like him to be in our fantasy

203. He's a Libra

202. His jawline

201. Because he dare to expose himself in his art

200. The way he sometimes seems not to know what to do with his hands.

199. When he is with a woman in his films, he often gets a very special expression on his face, he kind of softens and all the lines in his face disappears.

198. The way he kisses

197. His creativity

196. "You're a peach..." from PM

195. He's naughty but nice

194. That manic giggle he does in films, usually when he's been really rotten to someone

193. The color of his eyes (when we agree on a color- LOL)

192.The way he makes you believe in every character he plays

191. the way he says "he was a good man" both in P. murder and P of a Lady.

190.the thing he does with his mouth..don't know the word even in Swedish!

189. Love the way he says "maybe"

188. Love CD - Recent Forgeries

187. In Indian Runner scene when he's swimming and all the water is all over his face, his eyelashes mould together

186: he can look sexy in tracksuits - which is very rare

185: the way he walks with his toes a bit inwards..

184. What about those ears?

183. the way his hands hang below his butt when he stands

182. The fact that he looks absolutely gorgeous no matter what new interesting outfit he comes up with.....like those blue socks he had on in Japan.

181. The way he looks when he throws open the huge doors and walks in when he arrives at helms deep in TTT.

180. the way he looked in TTT - his stubbles from his chin down to his neck & gorgeous adam's apple

179. he IS aragorn

178. his Nordic-Godlike features

177. in 28 Days when he says "well, I wasn't gonna keep her..."

176. the way he "perches" on the wall in The Prophecy

175. the way he sings in the Prophecy.

174. the way he LOOKS in the prophecy

173. the way he throws a baseball in 28 days

172. the way he deflects the knife with the sword in LotR..

171. the way he holds a sword on the TTT poster

170. No extraneous pieces of metal in his face!

169. his ability to shag in a cold waterfall while standing up and not losing his, er, concentration!!

168. a hero to all us sister!!

167. good-hearted

166. gracious

165. In G.I. Jane when he says "Put your f***ing feet together AND SIT UP STRAIGHT!!"

164. "Guess I'm exactly where I need to be"

163. in "A Portrait of A Lady" when he says, "don't kill me!"

162. and "What do you need" and "It's called being broke sweetheart"

161. the way he says "What ya got there?" and "Working on the draw!"

160. All the colors he puts into his paintings, they are bright and sunny.

159. The images and feelings his poems evoke

158. He actually spent years answering fan mail himself

157. His birthday is on the same day of Arthur Rimbauds, a fabulous french poet.

156. Men who know him admit, publicly, that they sound as if they were in love with him.

155. His enthusiasm is go great that others get carried away by it (just ask his fellow actors)

154. He's got some fabulous stories to tell.

153. He believes, and says, his ex-wife should be as successful as Britney Spears.

152. He let his kid dye his hair bright orange.

151. Dodges all rules made to keep fans away from him.

150. He'd rather listen than talk.

149. As seen in several photos, he keeps making his leading ladies laugh.

148. He knows ballads in spanish (sang them to Gwyneth Paltrow)

147. He even knows ballads in elvish!

146. when he says FUCKING

145. He would be great in a religious movie playing Jesus!

144. He eats duck on Christmas eve like we do in Denmark

143. His left shoulder is very interesting

142. Politeness

141. A true gentleman

140. Good listener

139. Inspirational

138. Unique/Original

137. his name!!

136. Nobody looks as good as he does when covered in blood.

135. he isn't human

134. that funny little nod that he does when somebody gives him something

133. Cats like him (well the one in Ruby Cairo did)

132. Funny little pouty thing he does with his mouth - can't describe it but he does it in bed with anne heche in Psycho and Gwynnie in PM

131. His eye for beauty IN things not OF them

130. He drives a pick-up truck

129. The way his hair sticks up when it's cut short

128. Those necklaces he always wears.

127. He doesn't own a TV

126. the fact that even full-blooded males acknowledge that he is HOT & SEXY & VERY MASCULINE

125. the way he looks at eowyn in that TTT sword sparring scene

124. his chest especially in Indian Runner

123. the way he was at SLU - although obviously tired, he wanted to give the best to his fans

122. his voice when he says "Arwen"

121. his affection for his LOTR co-stars

120. his great capacity for insight

119. the way he encourages people to think

118. his selflessness

117. the way he uses his hands when he kisses

116. his swagger, especially in that scene where he faces the Uruk-hai in FOTR

115. his self-deprecating manner

114. his Fanbase sisters!his self-deprecating manner

113. his slap dash dress sense - hillarious

112. the fact that he seems oblivious to the horniness of his fans

111. the fact that he's smart enough to wear shoes in the snow

110. his general rumpledness

109. The way he winks

108. The way he kisses - eyes open, touching face

107. Complete lack of physical vanity

106. And has someone said his arms yet?

105. His ability to quote great philosophers without sounding like a snob

104. His interest in making everyone around him feel important

103. He usually has paint under his fingernails (so I'm told )

102. The way he uses both sides of his brain seamlessly.

101. He supports independent booksellers rather than the big chains

100. He doesn't attend every opening and awards show like a media whore

99. He drinks Jameson's Irish Whiskey (see "Home" pic in RF)

98. He likes dogs

97. . He likes fishing, even in costume

96. his laugh

95. his imperfect teeth

94. the way he doesn't look at outer beauty

93. the way he completely doesn't realize who gorgeous he is!

92. the way he doesn't change just because he's famous and in the spotlight more often

91. the way that he is so open with his opinion about the war

90. he dedicates poems to his mom

89. how great of a father he is

88. he writes amazing poetry

87. he seems genuinely interested in what his fans have to say

86. he is very caring overall

85. he doesn't get angry over petty things

84. how gracious he is towards his fans.

83. His eyelashes

82. His SOCKS!!

81. His laughter

80. IMPROVE with age!

79. his ability to age gracefully

78. the corners of his mouth

77. he is the inspiration of VFB, where we find lots of fun!!!!!!!!

76. his beautiful, smooth, tanned, muscular back!

75. that he is addicted to chocolate

74. him having only about 5 suits

73. his ability to share the beauty he finds in everything

72. the frakin sex appeal of a broken-molded god!

71. his ability to make women melt at the very *mention* of his name

70. viggo jr.

69. His vulnerability

68. He can handle horses

67. His ability to handle a sword

66. His commitment to what he believes in

65. Everything he puts his hand to, he gives 110% commitment

64. endless energy

63. He's such a great observer of life

62. that he's so humble

61. His modesty

60. The way he made a collage - posting photo's of everyone all over his dressing room mirror when he was filming LOTR, leaving only a tiny space.

59. the way he walks

58. he takes "el mate" every morning

57. he makes "dulce de leche" at home

56. the way he believes in what he does

55. the way he speaks spanish

54. His entire body

53. Hardworking

52. Generous

51. He lived in Denmark for some time when he was younger

50. He speaks danish

49. great sense of humour

48. his down to earth nature

47. His political views!

46. His HAIR!!!

45. his bedroom eyes

44. His cowbay hat

43. the way he always seems so disorganised

42. his integrity

41. his intellect

40. his sensitivity

39. The opening scenes in Psycho

38. dimple at the beginning of his butt

37. the pure joy of seeing him casually walk around naked

36. That Indian Runner scene

35. artistic bohemian spirit

34. quiet

33. introspective

32. in touch with who he is, who he wants to be

31. the longshanks

30. seems to have a fetish for ears, human or elvish

29. extremely munchable when wet

28. very nibblelicious even when acting as a corpse

27. LIPS!!!!!

26. his devotion to his fans

25. his amazing painting ability

24. He's unmarried

23. the way he loves his son and isn't afraid to show it

22. His hands

21. His smile

20. His scar

19. His talent

18. his aura

17. his survival skills

16. his work ethic

15. his courage

14. his interest in the future of our world

13. and the fact that he seems a fairly apporachable person with a good head on his shoulders

12. HIS KINDNESS...

11. his rugged un-bathed sexiness in LotR

10. his 'shyness"....

9. his thighs

8. his chin

7. His STUBBLE!!!

6. his fingers!!

5. his nails

4. His tattoos

3. His feet

2. his voice.

1. His eyes