Quotes

Andy Post

 

• No, It can't be!
• Your marker looks like barf!
• Stop It!!! (in his high voice) (you know what I'm talking about)
• As I recall (in high voice)
• That is just unacceptable!
• That is Harassment!
• The color scheme isn't proper!!!
• Where is everybody, you can come out now...
• ACP20067: I fought for less people on that bus so i probably won
• ACP20067: so hows the world treatin ya tayney
• ACP20067: gods damn it taunya
• ACP20067: cause he posted it on his frickin website
• ACP20067: and hell probably post what im saying right now!!!!!!!!!
• ACP20067: look he posted it!!!

 

Anna Rath

• Holy Monkeys!

 

Robert Mahony

• That really sucks (as his papers went all over the floor)
   

 

Goths

• Ewww. those preps spayed their prep juice all over the hall, now I smell

 

Others

• Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids
• I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
• Then again.... well, ya know even if I were a girl it still would'nt be that bad

 

Jokes

• Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
• Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

 

Also

• Bellas Quotes Page