The Dark Absorber Theory
For years, it has been believed that electric light bulbs emit light. Recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs donít emit light. They absorb dark. Thus, we should now call these devices Dark Absorbers.
The Dark Absorber theory and the existence of the Dark Absorbers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Absorber Theory is that electric light bulbs absorb dark. For example, take the portable Dark Absorber used on camping trips. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Absorber, the greater its capacity to absorb dark. Dark Absorbers mounted to the front of automobiles have a much greater capacity to absorb dark than the portable camping types.
A candle is a primitive Dark Absorber. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, from all the dark that has been absorbed into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Absorbers is their limited range.
Unlike stationary Dark Absorbers, the portable ones cannot handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by Dark Absorber Storage Units. When the Dark Absorber Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Absorber can operate again.
Dark has mass, and this is easily demonstrated. When dark goes into a Dark Absorber, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, itís not wise to touch an operating Dark Absorber. Candles present a special problem, as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore itís not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. This can be observed if you were to swim just below the surface of a lake, where you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. This is why it is called light.
Finally, it can be proved that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you canít see the dark leave the closet.
The next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is in reality a ďDark Absorber.Ē