WE HAVE NO IMAGE, WE'RE JUST CALLED THE GOOD FRIENDS.

Ever wanted to know what a 21 year old guy that lives in North Dakota and works a shitty job and drinks too much thinks about the world? BEHOLD, WELCOME TO THE SUPER SEXY, YET TASTEFULLY CLOTHED SCOTTY B HOMEPAGE!!!! NO DEAD HOOKERS FOUND YET! (could someone please tell that to the FBI?) ----------- four day weekend is caput, thank god. now i can get back to makin some money to give to strippers and Budweiser. GOD BLESS CAPITALISM. Feelin a little better today, although doubts still swim about most things. if you really give a sloppy fuck, im gonna try and sit down here and figure out HTML and really get a kick ass site goin, hopefully on the level of the B-6 homepage. one day, hopefully. Fresh IM ABUSES over there, so be sure and click that last link, shitstain. PEACE. ----------- been thinkin about movin back to Baltimore more and more lately, simply because this place licks supreme fuckin cock, and im gettin tired of seein the same 5,000 fucks day-in and day-out. crap, maybe im just gettin tired of this shit. maybe this shits gettin tired of me, you never know. ----------- REQUIRED LISTENING: "hash pipe" by weezer--"dirty old town" by david byrne--"you make me feel like a whore" by everclear--"scott's a dork" by reel big fish

TOP TEN MOVIES OF ALL FRGGIN TIME, ACCORDING TO B

• "Reservoir Dogs" nothing like a team of robbers who dont know each other, but know they got a narc in their midsts. oh, and thats after a huge shootout with the cops.
• "Goodfellas" a true life glimpse into the life of Henry Hill, a soldier in the Castellano crime family in Brooklyn
• "The Taking Of Peltam 1,2,3" 3 pros plan to rob the money train of the NYC mass transit system. 20 years before that stupid ass other movie with woody from "cheers" and blade.
• "Brazil" - average every-man becomes a superhero in his own dreams in a neo-orwellian future run by paperpushers
• "snatch" just how many different people could want a diamond the size of a childs fist in London? Watch and see.
• "Suicide Kings" 5 preppy frat boys kidnap a retried mafia boss to help them find a kidnapped sister.
• "Made" Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau are two down and out amatuer boxers lookin for their "in" with Peter Falk and P.Diddy's mob. Seriously.
• "SpyGame" Brad Pitt is rookie spy Tom Bishop, caught by the Chinese on a rogue Op. Robert Redford has 24 hours to try and get him out.
• "Clerks" black and white indie about two clerks in New Jersey. Christ, its funny.
• "Boondock Saints" two irish brothers in South Boston get the call from God to kill mobsters the clense the world of evil.

The Internet is full of interesting places. Go to some of them, and leave me alone to masturbate and cry.

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