"holy crap...michael jackson is black?" - thad brown..jackass

"TV reporter: Whats your views on the capture of Eric Rudolph?
Person: FUCK THEM QUARS (redneck for queers), they should'a died a long god damn timed ago" -dont take that offensive, it was on CNN. And yes, they did say "timed".

"algebra fucking sucks..when in the fuck will i need this shit..i ride bikes.." -cody going off in math class.