These are a random sample of my collection of wav files. Some i made, some i got off free wav sites. How you use the wavs is up to you. If a wav file is one you made and you have a massive problem with it being online here well email me and i will get it offline. No profits being made thru this site.. To download a wav please right click on the link and "save target". DO NOT directly link to wavs on this site.. To start, heres a wav of some taiko drumming that i found online, notice that they are chanting "Fondue Rei". Fondue as we all know is a sticky cheese sauce, Rei, is the Japanese command to bow politly to someone more important that you. The chant therefore seems to be about bowing to the great lord fondue - the first confirmed instance of Fondue-worship. Now you can also worship the great Japanese god Fondue.
Return to My Twisted World (a few more wavs there, but not many)
The Earth is our mother, we must take care of her
A pagan wav trying to be samurai - going on about the Rising Sun... A magnificent wav!
Diadema - some mediaval style stuff, soo relaxing...
Demonstration chant against Pres. Bush, and the CIA.
How war can sexually arouse people.. (made from various wavs i DONT own) ADULTS ONLY...
My laugh from my self portrait film
Historic speech about the nuking of Hiroshima
A load of people being shot with arrows - from the film GI Samurai
Safety advice on handling nuclear weapons - from the film Broken Arrow
Doc Holliday in some western, i cant remember which..
A chicken thinks its in the army..
Vampire god - from the film Blade
The Sheriff of Nottingham tries diplomacy - Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
