Al (AKA Ariel Lefkowitz) was born into Cedervale royalty. Not knowing crime or pain in his sheltered princely life, he grew into a sexy and beautiful young creature. An intellectual genius, Al was a published author before he could write, or even talk. “I sometimes cry when I think about how much smarter Al is then me,” Zitzy sobs. “But I know it’s just the way God made him, and that it has to be.” To avoid becoming the school nerd, Al skipped a grade so his high intelligence level would go unnoticed. In addition, Al was the fastest person in the school. It was this fact that joined Al to Zitzy. One day, being chased by his jolly but not at all corpulent companion Tunz-of-Fun, Al ran into his future band member, Zitzy; literally! But before making physical contact, he slammed into the wall that was Zitzy's pungent odour. This assault on Al's nasal cavity weakened him so that the actual collision affected him more than it would have normally to hit such a lanky and poorly proportioned individual. Zitzy cowardly pulled a machete on Al. Al, who had not practiced his finely tuned art of pure killing (in the form of self defense) let loose a sound from his vocal cords so magical and super-great that Zitzy was stunned. Al quietly slipped away while Zitzy was in his sedated state. For the next 2 weeks, Zitzy stood outside Al’s window, serenading him with his superb guitar playing but unique (terrible) singing skills, annoying Al so much until he finally allowed Zitzy to come into his palace. They started playing some music, and it was great stuff. And so, EvidEncE was born.
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