"Last but not least... Foot long! Who's go the foot long? Very funny, Rascal. Very funny. In your dreams."
"So why you goin to the airport? Flying somewhere?"
"Where you headed?"
"I got worms"
"No Mary, I couldn't possible accept that. Not after all we've been through."
"I hate goodbyes!"
Lloyd, seeing a framed picture of when man first walked on the moon: "No waaaay! WE LANDED ON THE MOON!" "We've got no food, we've got no jobs...our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN OFF!" "How'd you get all that money?" "Oh, I sold some stuff to xxxx." "The blind kid? What did you sell?" "Oh, you know....baseball cards, soccer balls, (coughs) Petey!" "You sold our dead bird to a blind kid??? He didn't even have a head!" "Harry, I took care of it!" (then you see the blind kid holding the bird w/ its head taped on)"Pretty bird...pretty bird..." "I'm talking about some place warm, where the girls are hot and the beer flows like honey. I'm talking about a little place called...ASPEN." "I dunno, Lloyd. The French are assholes." "Harry, just when I think you couldn't be any stupider, you pull a stunt like this...and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" "I'm sorry, the town is 3 miles THAT way..."
