Welcome one and all to DeranLand, the amazing theme park designed with YOU in mind! Here at DeranLand, your satisfaction and pleasure is ours, deemed as the adult disneyland, no children are allowed, however, it's one of a kind! As you enter our beautiful bluejean grounds, you'll notice right away, that's only the beginning of the fun! Our amazing employees and rides, not to mention our food makes this an experience you'll never forget! Hungry? visit our food court run by Pete the Pickle, serving up such tasty treats as protein shakes, pies with your choice of filling, not to mention our huge pickles and killians lager with a great big head creamy head! Need a guide? Go see George the monkey, if he's not too busy playing with his banannas, he'd be glad to show you around...best to watch him though, sometimes he needs a good spanking! Like the uncanny and amazing? Feel free to visit Bob the snake, he lives in a cave designed with YOU in mind, the best tongue around he's been called, no batteries needed, he never stops working! Stop by our petting zoo, run by Brenda the beaver, at this time we only have kittys and beavers to pet and play with...and that's how we like it! Around you'll find Super Cow milk dispensers, nipple shaped and no glasses needed, just suck suck suck your way to happiness! Onto our rides, we have Bob the snake's roller coaster, it goes up and down, with plenty of action and thrills guaranteed to make ya scream! Or stop over to our George the Monkey's slick bananna boat ride, flowing into Brenda's Cave, it's a long, wet, bumpy ride you're sure to enjoy! For the women in mind, we have the Lucky Buddah! You sit on his lap, rub his head and get lucky!...and all that's just to start, we are open 24/7/365 for your pleasure! Stop off and grab some souveniers at Dave the Deer's shop! The special this week is Dave's custom made, one size fits all deerskin seat and lap covers, rigid and bumpy, yet soft and comfortable, comes in two patterns, natural and pickle, guaranteed to satisfy your bottom on those long trips! Or pick up a replica lucky buddah, or Bob the snake, conveniently shaped to fit in your hand, no batteries needed with this one either, just a few quick rubs of either the snake or buddah, and luck, happiness, and the pleasant memories of DeranLand just reappear! Take home a tasty Brenda Beaver Pie, she makes them herself daily...the best around! Of course we wouldn't want to ruin ALL of the wonderful suprises around each and every corner of DeranLand for you, so slide inside, hold on tight, enjoy your ride and keep coming! Remember, we're not satisfied until YOU are!
The Sights Around DeranLand
The Music Of DeranLand
Pictures Around DeranLand
Pictures Of Deranland's Founder
The Raving Reviews Of Deranland
Alkaline Trio Lyrics
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