NEWS
6/11/03 |
| SCHOOLS FINALLY OVER!!!!!! well...1 more day of nothing but its basically over!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! got home and busted out jessica's cd and listened to our song....hahahahahah good stuff. good good good stuff. my summer is all open except mon-thurs 6:30-8:30pm and the weekend of the 14th, and jun 29th to sometime in july (HOMELAND!!!!!). i missed my cousins so much. yea theyr all cool. the whole...3 of them lol. sooo if u guys wana do something im up for it. oh yea and monday the 16 is out too. |
6/12/03 |
yay. no more monta vista until august. whooptydoo. this
is supposed to be a sad monotonous voice. i look at everyone else and
they are happy and jumping around. then i start to jump around but then
remember jessica is moving away. fuck. and aylin. fuck. yea well. ill
try and be happy....waterpolo will clear my mind. hopefully. yea so anyways.
this day makes me a saaaaaaaaaaad panda. if u dont kno what the hell im
talkin about, dont worry about it it wasnt meant for u. |
6/15/03 |
| woohoo. came back home. from LA in case u didnt kno. sisters grad. if u didnt kno that. damn shes old....graduating from college...shit i still think of her as that hyper girl in high school always running around and singing to herself. apparently so does she. how they grow....yea somethin hella funny happened at the grad but ur gona hafta ask me about it. oh yea in case u didnt kno she majored in MCDB (mollecular cell development biology). damn...i have too much to live up to. hahaha for fathers day my sis and i got my dad sunglasses, so now i get his awesome oldschool aviator glasses-----that ive been wearing forever anyways...but theyr officially mine anyways. yea...aviators...fun stuff. |
6/16/03 |
| today was boring as hell. beat minesweeper again. everyones goin to drivers ed this week...but im goin next week. thats poo. i hafta stop using "bad words" to get ready for polo. apparently even if you go along the lines of saying something u can get kicked out nowadays. for example, shayzista. wierd. what happened to the good old days when they used rocks for balls and there was no such thing as a ""family environment""???? oh well. my shin cramped up during practice today. i dont know how a shin can cramp up. but it did. and it was bad. yea. |
6/17/03 |
| nothing happened today. again. im getting hella better at cs tho. like--over 50% efficiency. haha. the addiction meter still stays at 4; i feel no urge to play..i just do cuz i have nothing better to do. polo was fun. i made 2 majorly pro block in the beginning, then made 2 nazi-shot passes. then made 3 good passes in a row. which is a record by the way. DBZ was dissapointing today also. veggeto was in buu, and then he unfused.....what bullshit. and then yea it ended where goku was ungulfed in this green bacteria stuff and is about to get eaten by some penis monster or something....i dno. i am dissapointed. |
6/18/03 |
| im updating before polo for once..... today was boring again. my mom is hella stressing over this grad party for my sister---i dont know why....but that was the reason i couldnt go to great america with jessica yesterday (>_<) (thats my mad cartman face). *deep sigh* im goin early to polo today to do some lifting....i need to bench 200 by the end of the summer. that means no DBZ. well i guess its no loss---theyr gona find the others and something gay is gona happen again. dammit i was so close to beating expert minesweeper. i had 9 mines left with 513 seconds.......then my mom came in with the vacuum. oh, and i found a cd player thats closest to perfect as my budget can get. with 75 hours battery life, included rechargeable batteries and AC adapter, as thin as the SlimX, AM/FM radio, lcd remote, 45 esp, but no mp3 playback. which is fine cuz i have hella cds anyways. all for 99.99. 1 cent under my budget. tax is not included in my budget. (my budget is the 100 bucks my uncle gave me to spend on a present i wanted cuz he didnt kno what i wanted). now all i have to do is find a store that has it in stock. |
6/19/03 |
| super bored. i think im gona die or something. i think jessica died. i havent heard from her for 3 days. maybe her mom killed her or something. i wouldnt be surprised. ill bomb her sometime in the near future. i hear theyr working on a new type of C4. anyways..........yea i think i know how to pass now. i made some good passes after 2 out of bounds, 1 pass to the other team, and some inside passes. watched adult swim last night. family guy was hella funny--look down in my quotes section for the funniest and truest thing ever. |
6/20/03 |
| woohoo. its friday! that means stand up from 8-midnight!!! hell yea! conan at 6:30 makes it even better, and south park at midnight, and im with busey at 12:30!!!!!! wow thats like 7.5 hours of laughing!!!!! ahhahah good shit. godamn good shit. oh!!! and my sis is comin home at 8 tonight!!!! happy happy day!! summer is awesome. if you cancel out the boredom. all i do is sit down on this chair and feel my ass grow in my pjs. i took that from the simpsons. no i do not actually feel my ass grow. |
6/26/03 |
| finally! drivers ed is over! going to the DMV tomorrow, i hope i pass. then its 3 weeks in turkey, then 6 hours of behind the wheel crap. then its time to do my oh-so-fun 50 hours of driving! i just finished that new harry potter book last night. pretty intense shit. though it was kind of dissapointing that there wasnt a really big event in this one, like the other 4 books (sorcerer's stone maze, chamber of secrets mission, sirius, triwizard thingamajig) it was just some cooky old lady as a teacher. but it was good. and thats my blob for that new harry potter book. reviewer own bone erbulurbagin signing out. |
RANDOM STUFF (archives)
OTM up the ass meter:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
key:
| 1 ft | minor nagging: a good and special day (or drunk)(or, in this case, its SUMMER!) |
| 2 ft | normal nagging |
| 3 ft | a lot of nagging |
| 4 ft | dirty looks, everything i say turns into an argument |
| 5 ft | false accusations so i can blow up and she can get mad at me for that |
| 6 ft | thinking of suicide |
| 7 ft | suicide |
| 8 ft | ***the meter has broke...something really bad will happen...i suggest going into bomb shelters, or if you don't have one, buy one and go in ASAP!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!*** |
| 9 ft | ohhh man, now youve done it....here she comes with the terror mobile, a couple F-16's, F-15's, B2 bombers, tanks, lawn chair rocket launchers, the backup nuke she dug up in the backyard, shes closin in with a pincer movement, uve got nowhere to hide...HAVE FUN!!! |
| ----> an example of this is STEALING OUR ADT SIGN!!! (haha thats right benwa!!!) |
some really good songs:
Goals for swimming:
SOPHMORE SEASON:
| 200 IM | 1:57 |
| 100 Free | 0:47.5 |
JUNIOR SEASON:
| 200 IM | 1:53 |
| 100 Free | 0:46 |
SENIOR SEASON:
| 200 IM | sub 1:50 |
| 100 Free | 0:44 |
JOKES (archives)
| archive updated 6/17 (this means that the last couple jokes are now in archives) | |
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Letter From Camp Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still didn't burn, but one of our tents did. Also some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked OK when we left. Scoutmaster Webb said that a car that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty; and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Webb isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Also Wade and I threw up. Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters and buy bullets. Don't worry about anything. We are fine. Love, P.S. How long has it been since I had a tetanus shot?
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FUNKY/SCARY/WIERD QUOTES (archives)
| archive updated 6/18 (this means that the last couple quotes are now in archives) |
| o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:05 PM): maybe boogers is a delicacy o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:08 PM): in some random country o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:10 PM): like bangladesh iwannaridedepony (5:27:30 PM): haha u should move to india o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:34 PM): lol o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:36 PM): why? iwannaridedepony (5:27:39 PM): i want too iwannaridedepony (5:27:45 PM): cuz thats were bangladesh is o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:49 PM): hahaha iwannaridedepony (5:27:51 PM): and u can eat boogers there o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:55 PM): lol o NER o MALY 7 (5:27:59 PM): ok o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:09 PM): right nareen im gona go to the other side of the world o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:11 PM): and leave all my friends o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:13 PM): to eat boogers o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:18 PM): when i can just reach up my own nose o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:20 PM): and eat those o NER o MALY 7 (5:28:39 PM): like the kindergarteners |
family guy: the mom: (referring to native americans) those indians are such bad people, they lost their spiritual heritage. [turns to camera] actually, most native americans are hard working people and still believe in their sprirtual heritage very much. [the logo for "the more you know" pops up on the screen] <camera moves to the baby> baby: yes well they are much better than those dirty mexicans. [turns to camera] actually, mexicans are a very clean and hard working race. [logo for "the more you know" pops up on screen] <camera moves to sister> sister: but nobody can beat the short dumb swedes. [turns to camera] actually, swedes are very tall and beautiful, and quite intelligent. they gave us many inventors and scientists. [logo for "the more you know" pops up on screen] <camera moves to dad> dad: but nobody can beat the freeloading canadians. [turns to camera, many seconds go by] what? the canadians SUCK!! [logo for "the more you know" pops up on screen |
CORNY JOKES
| what religion are cows? | |
| MOOslim | |
| why did the chicken cross the road? | |
| because he wanted to get to the other side | |
| where do generals put their armies? | |
| in their sleevies | |
| a guy walks into a bar...then he says "ouch" | |
| if your american in the kitchen, then what are you when you hafta go potty? | |
| russian | |
| if your russian when u hafta go potty, what are you when ur in the bathroom? | |
| eurapean | |
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