Cruel To Be Kind

In the fog of time (Febuary, 2002), A stout Fat Cunt met a tall wannabe fat cunt at The Junction, ready for a gig by a band called.... RAGING SPEEDHORN! But enough, I must digress. Cruel To Be Kind is the proposed Rock / Metal Band of Two protagonist fellows, Niall and Dave. Our heros are planning to form a band of truly GRATE magatude... Currently, the second time our two heros have met involved the wankery of shouting "Dude! We're gonna get laid!" down a hill. But still, we rule.

Being not arsed to do a lot, this website is, a load of wankery wanking cock wank. But nevertheless, I may be arsed to do something. One Day... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!