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In Memory of Sneaky Snake



Sneaky Snake appeared in Lancaster, PA in 2000.
 
He died a few months later, also in Lancaster, PA, and also in 2000.
 
Little is known about Sneaky, except that he wanted to rob a bank, and he needed three things to do this: his snake arms, his grappling hook, and his lantern. But Sneaky always lost one or more of these things and had to delay the robbery. Through the arduous efforts of his friends Myrna Mouse, Gina Giraffe, Carl Chipmunk and Percy Platypus, he finally executed the bank robbery.

But Sheriff Marty Mongoose killed him. Dean Alice Duck made the sad announcement to the Lancaster community the following Monday. Aris Aardvark attempted to hold a funeral, but couldn't seem to assemble a snake-like coffin, flowers, and tombstone.

At least not all at the same time.

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