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"Hey BA - we heard you're back to your usual a-whole self -

We heard about your tantrum today at The Shores - what's your problem now?"


Here's my problem[s]

1. I'm getting tired of having idiots drop-in on my head.

2. I'm getting tired of having idiots flounder around in the impact zone.

3. I'm getting tired of having idiots on rented boards tell me that no one at the rental place told them ANYTHING about safety in the water.

All I can say is:

"The rules have been written many times over!"


They've [The Rules] have been published in surf mags and newspapers.

The Rules have been discussed in low budget surf movies and in semi-large budget Hollywood movies -

The Rules ain't nuttin' new!

If I had the money - I think I'd buy a full page ad in USA Today - and have them print my version of The Rules.

Until then - how 'bout these?

Neal's Column

Weaver's Column

The next time I get an idiot's board on my head - I'm gonna cut off the leash - and take the rental back to the shop - where ever that may be - and ram it up someone's dude whole -

That's after I call my attorney Weaver and start my BA vs surf shop / rental shop idiot negligence law suit -

Yeah baby - as often as I get bonked - this dude ramming may happen this week!

Later -

BA

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