A Creatch Tale - About **** ******* (I'll put in the name in a couple of days)
WE USED TO HAVE ALOT OF FUN UP THERE LIKE THE DAY ME AND **** SURFED
MOSS
LANDING AND WE HAD OUR WETSUITS STILL ON AND WE HIT THE BAR FOR 3
DOUBLE
MARGARITAS AND THEN BOUGHT A FITH OF TEQUILA AND ALMOST POLISHED IT
OFF.
WE WENT BACK TO THE BEACH AND **** WAS DOING THE BATCHIMP DANCE ON MARK
ANGELS NEW BOARD IN THE SAND WHILE DOUG HAUT AND US WERE CRACKING UP.
WE
DECIDED IT
WAS GOING TO BE NOT GOOD THE SURF AND WE GOT IN ****'* NEW BMW WITH A
EQUALIZER BLASTING AS LOUD AS IT COULD GO (THIS WAS '78) AND ****
PROCEDED
TO DO OFF THE LIPS ON THE SAND DUNES.
WE COLIDED HEAD ON WITH SOME
OLD
CODGERS GIANT BUICK OR OLDS AND BUSTED THE FRONT WINDOW OUT AND BOARDS
WENT
50 YARDS WITH IN THE RACKS AND THE STEERING WHEEL WAS BENT ALL THE WAY
TO
**** STOMACH AND HE HAD A HUGE GOUGE ON HIS STOMACH.
SO WE WENT IN THE
AMBULANCE TO WATSONVILLE HOSPITAL (OH YEAH **** WAS LITERALLY CRYING
ABOUT
HIS CAR WHILE THE CHP COPS WERE LOOKING ON IN AMAZEMENT.
THEY DIDN'T
KNOW WE
WERE DRINKING CAUSE IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
WHILE IN THE HOSPITAL
****
REFUSED STICHES (25-50) AND THE HIGHWAY PATROL GUYS WERE GETTING MAD AT
HIM
AND HE TOOK ONE OF THEIR BILLYCLUBS AWAY AND IT WAS GOING TO GET REAL
UGLY
BUT JOEY THOMAS AND A COUPLE OF OTHER GUYS SAVED **** LIFE CAUSE ABOUT
10
PATROL CARS PULLED UP AND IT WAS GOING TO BE WAR AND YOU KNOW ****
WOULD OF
TAKED A FEW OF THEM DOWN BUT GOOD THING IT NEVER HAPPENED....
