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Cool ways to die:

Getting decapatated by an evil bouncing castle
Being savaged to death by an off duty czechoslovakian traffic warden
Stabbed through the back with a wooden spoon
Falling out of a plane with no parachute and landing dick first, with a hard on
Double labottamy leaing to sudden brutal violent ass kicking by Neo
Getting smacked in the balls by two wreckin' balls
Having your eyes pulled out by burning tongues and then having them shoved up your arse, then being shot in the croth and bleeding to death, while rats feed off you, with your hands and feet chopped off
Having your eyeballs cut out to be replaced with salt covered lemons
Being blown off so intensly that you implode
Being locked in a room with night fever by the beegees, being played on a constant loop driving you insane therefore leading you to rip off your own face in order to strangulate yourself to death

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