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Riiight, well it appears that you've somehow found yourself on my page, why are you here? I can't tell you that. What are you going to do? Probably close the browser window. More than likely, you've either clicked on a link to this page from the LADY Gertrude main page, or you're one of my friends, in which case, YOU'RE AWESOME! Lady Gertrude is an interesting place to live, 5 housemates, me being the fourth in chonological order of age from oldest to youngest, lots of parties, drinking and shenanigans, just how life should be!

In my six years of alcoholism I have come to the conclusion that my drink of choice is Vodka. As I'm sure you are well aware, there are many varieties of vodka available for purchase in this country, and in fact, the world. Ursus Vodka is the best vodka I've ever had the pleasure of sampling. It's superior quality and alcohol content is only surpassed by two readily available labels in the Australian market: Smirnoff Black and Smirnoff Premium Blue. In conclusion, Ursus is a superior drink because of it's ability to inebriate you rather quickly. Stolichnaya, eat ya heart out baby!

These smokes are cool because they come in awesome packets, they're expensive, therefore more impressive and 'classy'. Even if I took all those things into consideration, I'd have to say when it comes down to it, the only reason that I purchase these cigarettes is because they are the best tasting Menthols I've ever had.

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