We have now come to the blurst movies ever, which is ten times as awful as the worst movies ever. Strap yourself in. Here we go!
Gone In 60 Seconds-2000
Plot Outline: A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal 50 cars with his crew in one night to save his brother's life.
Tagline: Ice Cold, Hot Wired.
John's Verdict: This movie is the worst piece garbage I've ever seen. No script, no acting, Angelina Jolie is an abomination. It's supposed to be an action movie but there isn't any. It sucks it sucks it sucks.
Extra Info: This filth cost 90 million to make. How?
Kate & Leopold-2001
Plot Outline: Kate and her actor brother live in N.Y. in the 21st Century. Her ex-boy friend, Stuart, lives above her apartment and finds this space near the Brooklyn Bridge where there is a gap in time. He goes back to the eighteen hundreds and takes pictures of the place. Leopold, a man living in the 1870's, was puzzled by Stuart's tiny camera and decides to follow him and they both ended up in this century. Leopold is clueless about his new surroundings. He gets help and insights from Charlie who thinks that Leopold is an actor who is always in character. Leopold is a highly intelligent man and tries his best to learn and even improve the modern conveniences that he encounters.
Tag Line: If they lived in the same century they'd be perfect for each other.
John's Verdict: Horrible complete garbage. Romantic comedies need to be banned, no more of this quirky young women falls in love with with fish out of water story. Meg Ryan is the devil. Wolverine sucks.
Extra Info: It's amazing that anybody saw this crap.
Magnolia-1999
Plot Outline: A mixing and matching of friends in the San Fernando Valley.
Tagline: Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
John's Verdict: Completly pointless, worthless. It tries to be deep and involving, but its just a thrown together piece of hack work.
Extra Info: I hate this movie.
Star Wars Films-1977,1980,1983,1999,2002
Plot Outline: A bunch of idiots hang around bad puppets and bad cgi.
Tag Line: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Extra Info: People pretend to like these movies, no one knows why.
