These are the worst films ever. I can't believe this kind of trash was made. But hey, at least there not as bad as the blurst movies ever.
1990: The Bronx Warriors-1983
Plot Outline: In a post-apocalyptic New York City, a policeman infiltrates the Bronx, which has become a battleground for several murderous street gangs.
Tag Line: A Heavy Metal Journey Into An Urban Hell Where Everything Was Done Wrong!
John's Verdict: I bought this movie for the cover alone, its so ridiculous that I thought it might be fun to laugh at. Although I did laugh at a few horrible lines and bad acting, it was way to boring to watch even once. I fast forwarded through most of it. This film is Italian which means it sucks. Main characters name is Trash, fitting for this film.
Extra Info: A sequel was made in 1984 with the imaginative title The Bronx Warriors 2.
The Alien Dead-1980
Plot Outline: A meteor strikes a houseboat in the swamps near a southern town populated by Yankees with fake accents. The people on the houseboat become zombies who feed on the alligators in the swamp. Once they run out of alligators, they start going for the citizens. A local scientist tries to figure out what's happening to people once they start disappearing.
Tag Line: The Bodies Are Dead: The Remains Live On...
John's Verdict: My dad rented this little gem when I was about 9, it's the reason I love to watch bad movies and pick them apart. This film is so bad, there are times when the sound cuts out. Boom mics are abundunt in this film. Its funny, you would think the sound would be pretty good with all the boom mics hanging around. The Acting is awful, there is no script to be seen. I hate to dump on this movie but it really is the worst out of this list.
Extra Info: Budget was 12,000(where was it used?), alternate titles "It Fell from the Sky", and the clever "Swamp of the Blood Leeches ".
Robot Ninja1990
Plot Outline: A scientist helps a comic-book artist to become the superhero he has created in order to battle a vicious gang of rapists.
Tag Line: Charles Bronsen Meets Robocop.
John's Verdict: My Friend bought this for $6, it was'nt worth 2 cents. This movie tries to shock you with ultra violence, the fx are cheap and corny. I'm so glad this movie has the writer and directors name in the title Jr. Bookwalters Robot Ninja, so I can avoid all his other movies. How can someone be proud enough of this movie to put there name on it. This movie is garbage.
Extra Info: Jr. Bookwalter went on to direct such classy films as Zombie Cop, and the unforgetable Witchouse 3: Demon Fire.
