You better belive it, because it's true! John Goodman is the first celebrity to lease his very own trousers to the public, and for a fair price too!
"I just had to do it. There's people out there missing out. People must be asking themselves every day, 'What IS it like to wear John Goodman's pants? The man's a star! I've never worn a star's pants before!' When I was a kid I wanted to wear John Wayne's pants, he always looked so great in them, covered in sand and sweat..."
