Title: Bumper Cars
Author: Amytie
Spoilers, Warnings and the like: Unbetaed, insanely short. Very pointless.
Summary: I put SG-1 in bumper cars because I felt like it. So there! This writing piece is insanely short and pointless.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I have no money.
Feedback: Aim your tomatoes at: amytie4856@yahoo.com
Jack's vehicle came to life and jerked fowards. "Carter! Watch out I'm gonna-"
Jack was cut short as he was hit from the side. Looking over, the first thing he saw was Daniel's mischievous grin. "Why you little-"
It was Teal'c this time, looking ridiculously solemn. Before Jack could react, Sam slammed into him for behind.
"We got you, sir!" She chirped.
"No fair! You planned this from the start!"
"Now, Jack, be a good sport," Daniel said then jerked forward as he was hit from behind. Daniel looked over to see a pair of teenage girls giggle and drive off. "Excuse me." Daniel said, then drove manically off after the girls.
Jack tried to use the distraction as a means of escape, but Sam was having none of it. "I don't think so, sir," She drove her car into Jack's once again. Then she was hit from behind.
"Teal'c! I thought you were on my side!"
"Indeed, we have succeed in capturing O'Neill. Now I have given myself another goal," Teal'c rammed his car into Sam's once more.
"Oooo, you are going to regret that!" Sam hollered and turned her car to go after Teal'c.
"Hey! You're not getting away that easy!" Jack turned his car around as well and took after Sam.
He didn't get far though, as another hit from behind slammed him forward. "Dammit Daniel!"