Fairies, fairies
Everywhere.
Even in the air.
They're playing
The snare.
Fairies--a
favorite snack
Of a bear.
I don't care.
Truth or dare?
Do you have
Enough fare?
A rabbit is
Also a hare.
The fairies
Reside in a
Lair.
They like to go
Riding a mare.
They cannot
Use Nair.
(They're allergic.)
A favorite fairy food
Is a pear.
They like to share...
Until they tear.
(The pear,
Not the fairy.
Don't worry.
No fairies were
Harmed in the
Writing of this
Poem.)
Fairies are rare.
You never know
Where
You'll find one.
Maybe there's one
In your ear.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-na-naaa
It's the fairy song,
The fairy song.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-ohhhhhhh.
Fairies are cool,
Fairies are great.
Fairies are going
To dominate.
Yea, fairies.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-na-naaa
It's the fairy song,
The fairy song.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-ohhhhhhh.
Gimme an F
Gimme an A
Gimme an I
Gimme a R
Gimme a Y
Whatcha got?
Fairy!
Little louder, now
Fairy!
Little louder, now
FAIRY !!!
Na-na-naaaa
Na-na-naaaa
It's the fairy song,
The fairy song.
OHHHHHHH
Yeah.
Fairies live.
Fairies give.
Fairies schmive.
Rock on.
Oh, (your name here),
Do you love fairies?
Oh, yes, I love fairies.
Oh why do you love fairies?
Because they first loved me.
Oh, how I love fairies,
Oh, how I love faairiiies,
Oh, how I love fairies,
They are my friends.
Put your hands on the
Computer screen
To receive a
Special
Magical
Fairy Blessing.
Oh, I am feeling the
Fairy power in this room
Tonight.
Reach out your hands
And beg for the magical
Gifts of the fairy.
Oh, fairies, come down
Tonight and
Sprinkle your
Gifts down upon us,
For we are ready.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-na-naaa
It's the fairy song,
The fairy song.
OHhhhhhhhhhh
Fairies.
Can you hear the
Fairies?
They hover
Above your
Head.
Can you hear them?
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Fairies whisper
Magical secrets
To you.
Things unheard
Until now.
Receive their calling,
Be a witness to the fairy.
WWFD?
What would fairies do?
Do you know?
Of course you don't.
You're not a fairy.
But you can be one
For fourteen easy
Monthly installments
Of $19.99.
No C.O.D.'s please.
Checks or money orders
Only. Please allow 2-4
Weeks for shipment.
All orders guaranteed, or
Your money back.
Na-na-na-naaa
Na-na-na-naaa
It's the fairy song,
The fairy song.
Na-na-na-whoa
Even Christine McVie
Has her own personal
Fairy.
Don't you want one?
Don't you?
Listen to all of the
Other people who own
Fairies:
Sting, Mel Gibson,
Jonathan Taylor Thomas,
Dolly Parton,
Randall, Demi Moore,
The Artist formerly known
As Prince,
John Cougar,
Yanni, Don Henley,
Jakob Dylan, Tom Cruise,
Bill Clinton, Bob Dole (but not
Ross Perot), Helen Hunt,
Tom Hanks, Joni Mitchell,
Jimi Hendrix, Barbra Streisand,
Luciano Pavarotti, Cristina Ferrare,
Vanessa Williams, Boyz II Men,
And last but not least,
Yours truly.
Did you know that fairies
Glow in the dark?
They are very good companions
For those who are
Afraid of the dark.
Maybe your little
Brother needs one.
Na-na-na-naaaa
Na-na-na-naaaaaa
Whoa, Yeah.
Fairies are very useful.
They are available only
Through this special
Offer.
They cannot be found
In stores.
Order yours today.
For the fairy catalog,
Call 1-800-FAI-RIES.
While supplies last.
Now put your right hand
Over your heart,
And repeat after me
The Secret Fairy Oath
Of Allegiance Pledge:
I pledge allegiance
To the flag of the
United Fairies Organization,
Local Chapter 432,
And to the fairy dust
For which they sprinkle,
One nation
Under the Queen Mother Fairy
Invisible,
For love and peace for all.
Tinkerbell.
Oh, yeah.
DISCLAIMER: the following people do not really own fairies: Christine McVie, Sting, Mel Gibson, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Dolly Parton, Demi Moore, The Artist formerly known as Prince, John (Cougar) Mellencamp, Yanni, Don Henley, Jakob Dylan, Tom Cruise, Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, Helen Hunt, Tom Hanks, Joni Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix, Barbra Streisand, Luciano Pavarotti, Cristina Ferrare, Vanessa Williams, and Boyz II Men.
HOWEVER, we're not sure about RANDALL. He may, after all. Also, please do not call 1-800-FAI-RIES, as this number was concocted merely to fit in with the poem. Also, it is interesting to note that I was not taking drugs or alcohol at the time of this poem (or at any time, in fact). I am high on life. This is meant to be a social commentary and/or satire. The views reflected therein are not necessarily the views held
by...well...anyone I know.
This poem was written on December 31, 1997 reeeeeeeeeaaaaaalllly late at night. Maybe that explains it.
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