He pays special attention to short people
Some people call them midgets
Not Harry
To him they are much too scary
"The stupid fricker kicked my calf!"
Says Harry
"The little man bit my finger in half!"
Cries Harry
Sure he did
"Eat your Jell-O Harry
Try our new flavor-cherry!"
Says the man in white with a soft chuckle
"This frickin' Jell-O sticks to my teeth!"
Says Harry
"Why, Why do I have to eat with a straw?!"
Cries Harry
"Shut up and eat your Jell-O Harry
Shut up Harry.... and eat your Jell-O"
