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Hello... My name is Jeremy, but you can call me
Jem. A lotta people do. I'm 6 and a half years old and about
18 inches tall. I know that's short, so don't rub it in. I like
fish...and...uhm....hamburgers taste pretty good. But, I still
like fish more. I used ta like being called cute before I learned
that I was a genetic experiment made up by a corporation as a
mascot for some new stupid holiday...I was made to stay small
and cute forever...and I think that SUCKS! But you can still
call me cute, if you want to. I don't mind. |
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This is Alex. He's a vampi....uh..v-vampire Tiger Echidna
h-hybrid... I think. He's not as mean as he probably looks. He's
the one that found me a couple years ago when I was lost and
cold and hungry. He got me some fish and gave a jacket he'd found
that I could stay warm in. It had all this red stuff on it. It's
funny cuz I hear people say that Alex is a jerk and a moron and
all these other negative things and he seems ta be proud of it.
But he's always nice to me. Even tho sometimes when I see him,
he's covered in Blood or holding somoeones severed body part,
he's still cool. He's also tha one that told me about the corporation
I'm from. (and he draws all my pics since I suk at drawing.)
I also got this Alex T. plush doll that he hates and always tries
to take from me. He'll never |
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get it, tho! It's mine! HAHAHAHAHA! |
