"Hay' Buddey!"
Secret link!
Hello! I'm Alex C., and I'm gonna' tell ya' why I've made a Web site devoted to my stupidness. It all started when I broke out of a small lab , deep in the desert of Arizona, years ago, by chewing through my cage and BITING THE LAB GUY. I'd spent many a year hiding out in old, barrel cactuses, before I decided to hop into the breifcase of a traveling scientist ,and then,I suddenly ended up in Louisville. Since Then, I have aquired A Mom, a little brother, AN' ALL THE TIME(not to mention other things) THAT I CAN KILL! WOO-HOO!........So, I've decided to use some of that time to make a website devoted to my stupidness.
For those of you who might know me from chat rooms,(or if your here because I told you about this site over the phone, scaring you half to death by the raspy way I talked [that WAS puberty, by the way]), then you would know just how stupid I can be, and how ,sometimes , that stupidness can come up with some PRETTY FUNNY stuff. Well, for those of you that I frighten every now and then with my AMAZING TELEKINETIC powers (just kidding), THIS IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! This site is more psycotic (and a little more cannibalistic) Then Hannibal Lector on Easter Island, baby! YEAH!........... So, for those of you with Sensitive stomach's, it would be best to look away, and pretend that this conversation never happened.
Of course, fer' the rest of you, that think yer' SOOOOOOOOO TOUGH, you might actually get a couple of laughs, from my AMAZING TELEKINETIC POWERS (just kidding, again)!
In this site, you will discover.......uh......stuff! That's right! STUPID stuff, that's funnier then 2 monkeys fightin' in a bag! HAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!....Come on, laugh with me! It's fun! HAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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.....Uhm, oh man, I can think of anything else to type. Let's see. HHHHMmmmmmmmmmm............Oops, I'm sorry, but I'm out of space. See ya' in another part of the site! Bye!.....................GET OUT, NOW! STOP READING! GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
To go away and leave me alone, click here!
To get in touch with me, call 1-800-CHARTER an' ask fer' 'Animal boy'! (or click here.)
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