Ok, so you wanna talk to us? Ooh, we feel so loved, don't we Jade? ::Jade nods head:: Anywayz, before you actually decide to e-mail us, read the below:
- Please, please, please do not ask us to help you with your site. As much as we would like to help you, we just don't have the time to help you with your site, manage this site, manage our own sites, write our fiction, yadda yadda yadda.
- Hate mail, hate mail, hate mail...why would you wanna hate us? Oh well, if you do, then we have no other choice than to hate you too. You don't have to tell us that you hate us though. Our mailbox is for happy satisfied webviewers only. In other words, if we dissed your wonderful
Bullshi Backstreet Boys, don't come complaining and yelling cause we'll yell right back (we're quite good that that too!). =D
- Don't ask us if we can adjust the rules cause seriously, we really like our rules! If it's absolutely positively neccessary, then go ahead. Ask (but only if you must).
- No absurd, stupid, dumb, crazy, insane, whacked (oh yeah, I know my adjectives!) questions. They just get to us. A lot.
- What we have on the site is there for our own entertainment (did that make sense?), and if you don't agree, go make your own site! Oh, you have one? Then stick your thoughts on your site (we have some fine and dandy post-its in handy...what color? there's green, pink, blue, and oh yeah, the usual, bright yellow!).
- Please, remember that our site is strictly about fiction awards. We don't help with stories, we don't help promote sites (unless, that is, we volunteer to), we don't help promote stories, and we just don't...so there! Hah!
- Sorry, there's not #7. We just thought that if there were seven little circle things, it would look prettier (plus the fact that 7's Jade's Lucky #. Wow, we juss learned something today!). Doesn't it? Of course...