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Slayer Wars
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
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The greedy Trade Federation has made a deal with the evil Darth Wilkins. He has sent he two most evil Sith adepts to the planet Nabooty to capture Queen Cordala and defeat her two Jedi protectors, Qui-Gon Giles and Ozi Wan Kenobi.
As the two Sith recieve the orders on the planet WhambamThankyoumamtooine Darth Xander and Darth Faith set off to Nabooty to do their Masters work.
On the planet Nabooty, Qui-Gon Giles and Ozi Wan Kenobi guard Queen Cordala as they prepare to flee.
With the Queen now ready they depart.
They take off into space, but are forced to land.
They flee just in time to avoid the Sith and make it to the planet Sunnydalerion, a sunny desert planet. There they meet the young, force strong lad named Xanikan Faithshagger. Xanikan helps them repair their ship by competing in a Pod Race. They put him and the other assorted freaks....um creaturs in barrel. That is the "pod". They roll them all down a hill and in heroing triuphm Xanikan is the first to smash into the rock winning the race. Two weeks later when he regains concisnous Qui-Gon Giles informs him that he will be a great Jedi and must come with him to Cocopuffscant. Xanikan agrees and there he stand before the Council of Jedi led by Mace Willdo.
However Mace Willdo rips off his mask and revels that he is none other then...DOCTOR EVIL!!!
In also pops Darth Xander and Darth Faith as Doctor Evil tells our heros how he plans to steal their force mojo...and ONE MILLION DOLLORS. Then he and the two Darth's bust into laughter. But then Qui-Gon Giles rips off his face reveling that he is none other then AUSTIN POWERS!
"Yeah Baby!" Austin says as he toppels Darth Xander with his Judo. Then he proceds to open his shirt letting Darth Faith see his bare chest. She swoons and falls atop Darth Xander. "I guess my chest, was the best." he said. "or, I guess this puts this matter to...Chest" he also said. "or, i suppose..."
At that point everone said "ENOUGH" and Dr. Evil was captured and the galaxy was at peace...
Until the evil, canibal, dislexic Ewoks from the planet Ardvarkian attacked. To drive them off they had to do the Swinnin 60's Dance.
The End
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