Howdy Folks!!!! Houston Cowgirl talking to ya, waving my hands from the good ol'e state of Texas. What we have here, is the new and improved, top of the line 2001, BMW 330Ci. This baby doesn't give you that locked jaw, drop down affect. Your already locked and down. Power packed with a 3000 cc, (3.0 liter), inline 6 engine with 225 galloping horses underneath the hood. A compression ratio far beyond snappin' alligators. 10.2:1 (compression to be exact) on a 24 valve, Dual Over Head Cam (DOHC), and double valve timing (VANOS). Ya just can't get any better than that for a stock speed demon. Did I hear you say big engine, little body. Oh yeah... BAYER... I know you're reading this.. You've finally met your match. Can you say..... Zoom, zoom, zoom.... All 225 BHP are spinning a 5 speed manual tranny with a direct 5th gear (ooopppsss, I hear tires screeching on 5th). Making road contact with Continental 225/45/17 in the front and 225/40/17 for the rear. These soft Deutch made rubber are mounted on original "M" series double spoked rims. Can you say stick to the road. Equipped with Dynamic Stability Control on a twin tube shock absorbers designed to tackle any serpent roads. Bring em on!!!!! BAYER... your baby's suspension is not so tight after all. Mine's tighter. nahh... nahh... nahh... nahhhh... With 4 wheel disc brakes to stop me in a jiffy, I don't need to worry about kissing a garage door or house with a garage door closed. Oh yeah.. no garage door for this one, let alone LEXUS bumpers. Top speed of 128 MPH for now, but with a few minor modifications, this baby will surely gain more horses than what it was meant to have.
Interior furnishing and amenities far surpass a European Business class ticket. Loaded with leather and all the trimmings (BAYER ate the cow) with Harman Kardon and entourage for complete harmony. It's no wonder I can't hear the Texas HP wanting to pull me over for overspeeding. What was it again???? 120 mph???
Meggy