Welcome to the intertnet's best page full of blondejokes, if you have any more you would like to add, email me K? Welcome to the intertnet's best page full of blondejokes, if you have any more you would like to add, email me K? Hey guys, here are a lot of blonde jokes: <<<< the result of a blonde baking in a kitchen Q: How did a blonde die icefishing? A: She got run over by the zamboni machine. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back. Q: What is the noise a blonde makes at a blinking red light? A: Screech Vroom Vroom....Screech Vroom Vroom Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to paint all of the corners Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes on her shoulder pads (head swaying from side to side)oh my gosh!!! Q: How do blonde's braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What is a blonde doing when she is holding her hands over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear. Q: What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up? A1: Goes home A2: Introduces herself Q: How do you know that a blonde is baking choclate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the floor. Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: She threw out all of the W's. Q: There were four blondes in a pick up truck and it went into the river. Why did they all drown? A: They could not get the tailgate open. Q: Why do blondes where green lipstick? A: Red means stop. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: stick a pressure gauge in her ear! Q: How does a blonde make up her mind? A: She puts lipstick on her forehead. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquer? By the ears. Q:What is the difference between Elvis and Smart Blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted! Q: What is the first thing that a blonde learns when taking driving lessons? A: You can also sit upright in a car. Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: A rebel with out a clue. Q: How did the blonde explain how her helecopter crashed? A: He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan. Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache. this many people have been to the kick butt web site if u want to sign this Kick butt web site guest book click below Sign My Guestbook View My Guestbook
Hey guys, here are a lot of blonde jokes:
Q: How did a blonde die icefishing? A: She got run over by the zamboni machine.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: What is the noise a blonde makes at a blinking red light? A: Screech Vroom Vroom....Screech Vroom Vroom
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to paint all of the corners
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes on her shoulder pads (head swaying from side to side)oh my gosh!!!
Q: How do blonde's braincells die? A: Alone.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she is holding her hands over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What is the first thing a blonde does when she wakes up? A1: Goes home A2: Introduces herself
Q: How do you know that a blonde is baking choclate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the floor.
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: She threw out all of the W's.
Q: There were four blondes in a pick up truck and it went into the river. Why did they all drown? A: They could not get the tailgate open.
Q: Why do blondes where green lipstick? A: Red means stop.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: stick a pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde make up her mind? A: She puts lipstick on her forehead.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquer? By the ears.
Q:What is the difference between Elvis and Smart Blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted!
Q: What is the first thing that a blonde learns when taking driving lessons? A: You can also sit upright in a car.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: A rebel with out a clue.
Q: How did the blonde explain how her helecopter crashed? A: He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache.
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