<bgsound src="http://www.netlabs.net/hp/sniper/flyeagle.mid"> One day Al Showbiz found himself at San Francisco Airport waiting for a flight. He had booked himself on a Receding Airlines flight which was delayed. As he waited, he noticed that the names of people being paged over the airport's intercom seemed unusual..."Mr. Bill Ding to the white courtesy phone, please.". or ..."Ben Dover, Mr. Ben Dover to the white courtesy phone." It was as if a kid was playing a joke, calling the airport and paging non-existent people with funny names. Al did some research and found that this was not the case. It turned out there was a convention for people with funny names in San Francisco. Al just happened to be in the right place at the right time to become inspired. Since then Al has dedicated himself to finding people with the funniest or most unusual names. He has amassed a list of over 40,000 such names and each month 12 of these will be listed on this site for everyone's amusement. If you happen to know of any real (or even virtual) people with funny names and wish to share with Al's cyber-audience, please email Al Showbiz so he can update his list. PREVIOUSLY LISTED FUNNY NAMES:(April '98) Gene Yuss, Jack Cass, Anita Vacation, Dave Jahvoo, Stan Dupp, Dick Getzhard, Sue Pensalad, Frazier Bunzoff, Ray Norshine, Lyn Gweenee, Bertha DaBlooz, Bo Lingball. (May '98) Cole Dwawter, Dwight Answer, Celia Later, Godfrey de Peepul, Klaus Straphobia, Phil Lindablanks, Bob Shishka, Olive Yoo, Heywood Djahblowmee, Luke Warm, Lisa Newcarr, Frances Akuntree. (June '98) Abby Stungmee, Barbie Kyoo, Chester Drawers, Dee Zaster, Eddith Meeith, Guy Nuhcologist, Lou Brikint, Lee Keefawset, Ken Tuckee, Marcus Absent, Sal Monella, Connie Lingus. (July '98) Al Gomyway, Ann Tenna, Christian Burial, Claire Voyent, Elsie Duhkow, Grace Amazing, Hellen Abucket, Harden Long, Ira Member, J.L. Bait, Noah Zark, Warren Peace. (Aug.'98) Alexander Dagrayt, Benedict Eggs, Candy Yass, Graham Cracker, Hank Kerchiff, Herb Weed, Isabel Ringing, Harry Bawlz, Monroe Marilyn, Napoleon Blownapart, Perry Yay, V.L. Parmijohn. (Sept. '98) Ann Tertainment, Ida Wanna, Ivy Leeg, Jack N. Jill, May Kendzmeet, Newton Fig, Polly Wannacracker, Tab Lloyd, Vic Tumm, Wade A Minnit, Alma Matter, Willy B. Impeached. (Oct.'98) April Fool, Bill E.Goat, Bugs Pray, E Jack Yoolayt, Iris Pupil, Lou Winsky, Peg Board, Phil Harmonic, Miss Behayve, Phil Laysheo, Oral Fixation. (Nov. '98) Meg Ahertz, Franklin Benjamin, Wade Downlow, Pearl Necklace, Moe Orless, Wanda Rerr, Skip Rope, Homer Sexual, Rose Tuhbeef, Joe Blob, Ed Ukayshun, Hugh Zerfriendly. (Dec.'98) Daisy Chain, Hugh Nanimuss, Cliff Hanger, Dan Druff, Connie Lingus, Dr. Mel Practice, Eve Vickshun, Matt Triss Noah Count, Manuel Labor, Buzz Zawf, Lou Nuhtick. (Jan. '99) Kit Chinsink, Charlie Horse, Bo Nerr, Charity Beginzathome, Jay Walker, Ann Nurexic, E.Z. Chair, Dwayne DeTubb, Melanie Cantelope, Lee Vmeeuhloan, Lotta Nurv, Isadore Anopening. Feb. '99 Deelia Goodhand, Ray Deo, Hugh Foria, Mona N. Groan, Hiram Firem, Frank N. Beans, Faith De Myoozik, Saul Tenpepper, Scott Schtape, Chip Potato, Cookie Zenmilk, Cosmo Politan. (Mar.'99) Fay Duhway, Ann Natomee, Ceaser Julius, Mimi Yooyoo, Constance Struggle, Duffy Nose, Dr. Mel Practice, Bess Footforward, Phil Matteleven, Paul Bearer, Nick O'teen, Miles Zlong. ATTENTION FUNNY NAME FANS! THIS SITE IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED DOWN BY ORDER OF THE INTERNET INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF WEBSITE ABUSE. IT HAS BEEN FOUND THAT MANY OF THE FUNNY NAMES LISTED IN THIS SITE ARE NOT THE NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE AS AL SHOWBIZ ALLEGES...RELIABLE SOURCES TELL US THAT AL SHOWBIZ SIMPLY MADE UP A LOT OF THE NAMES IN ORDER TO HAVE A FUNNY NAME WEBSITE. NO NEW NAMES WILL BE POSTED! HOWEVER, AL TELLS US THAT THE ENTIRE FUNNY NAME LIST (40,000 NAMES) IS AVAILABLE IN PRINTED FORM FOR ONLY $289.95. PLEASE SEND YOUR CHECKS TO "AL SHOWBIZ" BOX 2345 SAN ANSELMO.CALIFORNIA. AL'S FUNNY NAMES FOR APRIL 1999 Eve Vickshun Evan Odd Duncan Yoyo Derek Crane Casper DaGhost Beau Nappateet Ann Groantoenail Avery Mann Ann Alissus Pearl Neckless Nick L. Endime Al Leekat LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME? Click Below Al Showbiz's Favorite Jokes Email: alshowbiz@yahoo.com
Since then Al has dedicated himself to finding people with the funniest or most unusual names. He has amassed a list of over 40,000 such names and each month 12 of these will be listed on this site for everyone's amusement. If you happen to know of any real (or even virtual) people with funny names and wish to share with Al's cyber-audience, please email Al Showbiz so he can update his list.
AL'S FUNNY NAMES FOR APRIL 1999
LOOKIN FOR A GOOD TIME? Click Below
Al Showbiz's Favorite Jokes
