Zander: Can I just say... ghuuuh!
Buffy: I see your ghuuuh and raise you a nuuuhh!
Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
Zander: (coughing) Karma
Spike: If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next 6 hours, watching my hand move
Spike:I did a couple of Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!
Zander: I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.
Zander: I'm going to have to go with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Would you not call me that.
Willow: I'll give Zander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1800-I'm-sating-a-skanky-ho.
Buffy: Meow.
Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before.
Buffy: Well-deserved.
Willow: Darn tootin'.
Giles: Might I have a word?
Buffy: Have a sentence even.
Xander: "I can't wait to see Cordelia! I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."
Willow: "I wonder what our first homework assignment's going to be! Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues."
Buffy: "I'd like to find Willow and Xander."
Joyce: "Will you be slaying?"
Buffy: "Only if they give me lip."
Buffy: "I got in a few hours ago, but I wanted to go see my mom first."
Giles: "Yes, yes, of course. How, how did you find her?"
Buffy: "Well, I pretty much remembered the address."
Xander: "Did you go to Belgium?"
Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?"
Xander: "I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Belgium!"
Giles: "Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans."
Cordelia: "When did you become Martha Stewart?"
Buffy: "First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto."
Xander: "I don't believe she slays either."
Oz: "Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to."
Willow: "That's not what making out sounds like, unless I'm doing it wrong."
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