Favorite quotes





Welcome to My Quotes Page! These are some of my favorite quotes from Buffy!


Zander: Can I just say... ghuuuh!

Buffy: I see your ghuuuh and raise you a nuuuhh!


Cordelia: Why are these terrible things always happening to me?

Zander: (coughing) Karma


Spike: If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next 6 hours, watching my hand move


Spike:I did a couple of Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!


Zander: I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.


Zander: I'm going to have to go with Dead Boy on this one.

Angel: Would you not call me that.


Willow: I'll give Zander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1800-I'm-sating-a-skanky-ho.

Buffy: Meow.

Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before.

Buffy: Well-deserved.

Willow: Darn tootin'.


Giles: Might I have a word?

Buffy: Have a sentence even.


Xander: "I can't wait to see Cordelia! I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."

Willow: "I wonder what our first homework assignment's going to be! Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues."


Buffy: "I'd like to find Willow and Xander."

Joyce: "Will you be slaying?"

Buffy: "Only if they give me lip."


Buffy: "I got in a few hours ago, but I wanted to go see my mom first."

Giles: "Yes, yes, of course. How, how did you find her?"

Buffy: "Well, I pretty much remembered the address."


Xander: "Did you go to Belgium?"

Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?"

Xander: "I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Belgium!"


Giles: "Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead.' Americans."


Cordelia: "When did you become Martha Stewart?"

Buffy: "First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto."

Xander: "I don't believe she slays either."

Oz: "Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to."


Willow: "That's not what making out sounds like, unless I'm doing it wrong."



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