Masturbation
				Written and produced by Matt Tidmarsh.

--------Verse 1--------

whilst getting a lift home from school one day,
your getting all horney from girls that are gay,
then after this trip you cant take your mind,
of the lesbian girls that you wanna find.

--------Verse 2--------

When you get home n your all horney,
and ya go on the net to find some real good porny,
your erection starts to throb and ya hand starts jiggin,
this knew sensation fells like yer trippin.

--------Chorus--------

Masturbation,
goin fast and hard
masturbation,
scrotums are a lump of lard!
masturbation,
using soap and shampoo!
masturbation,
goin quick. dont slip and spray some goo!

--------Verse 3---------

Now after that feeling and that night of pleasure,
its your dick that ya just want to measure,
you get out that ruler and you line it up,
and from floppy to erect its 9 inches up!

--------Chorus--------

Masturbation,
goin fast and hard
masturbation,
scrotums are a lump of lard!
masturbation,
using soap and shampoo!
masturbation,
goin quick. dont slip and spray some goo!

--------Verse 4--------

You wake up in the morning all hot and sweaty,
just like your boner thats tossed and ready,
you get up and walk out to the shower,
get out the shampoo and toss with power!

--------Chorus--------

Masturbation,
goin fast and hard
masturbation,
scrotums are a lump of lard!
masturbation,
using soap and shampoo!
masturbation,
goin quick. dont slip and spray some goo!

--------Verse 5--------

You arrive at school in pleasure and delight!
and your so horney your looken for a fight,
you find the school babe and give her a whack,
you get all horney and her skirt you dack!

--------Verse 6--------

You drag her to the toilets and drag  her shirt down,
and when you sight pin tits you look with a frown.
you still want a toss so you go to the basin,
get some soap on your hand and you then you start playing!

--------Last Chorus--------

Masturbation,
goin fast and hard
masturbation,
scrotums are a lump of lard!
masturbation,
using soap and shampoo!
masturbation,
goin quick. dont slip and spray some goo!
Repeat X2