Glad you made it!! Now that wasn't so bad
was it? Well just to take the "edge" off, here is
a few "one liners" to distract you (and maybe
make you giggle a little.:-)



What kind of street does a ghost live on?
A: A dead end!

Who are some of the weresolves cousins?
A: The WHATwolves and the WHENwolves.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
A: They get shudders.

What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
A: Hallowieners.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts.

Halloween Magic Tricks

(Also costume ideas and Halloween Fun)

The Virtual Haunted House

Midlink Magazine's 4th Annual Virtual Haunted House!

Charlene's Halloween Pages

How about pumpkins to paint and color?

Blackdog's Halloween Party

Fun things to see and do.

Halloween Safety Game/Quiz

Parents & kids need to play this one

Halloween At Alphabet Soup

Crafts, Fun & Humor, Recipes

A Ghost Story by Mark Twain

From "Sketches New and Old", Copyright 1903, Samuel Clemens.
This text was placed in the Public Domain (May 1993).

Folktales of The American South

Told by the region's most celebrated storytellers

Dean & Nancy's Halloween Haunt

Costumes, party ideas, jokes, stories


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