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It's Time for a Rhyme

Here are some X-Rated rhymes, without reason


Morcheeba:
STONERS LIVE AND STONERS DIE,
BUT IN THE END WE ALL GET HIGH.
BUT IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED,
FUCK IT ALL AND SMOKE SOME WEED.


Reverend:
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He Had Ten Thousand Men
And When he Got His Breath Back
He Had Them All Again....


SpikeyGrrrl:
it's been around since time began
the dance floors crawling just like ants
forget the fucking macarena
everybody's doing the pee pee dance


tommy-girl: Fred why don't people like you?
ugly bloke:
there was a man called fred
who was fucking useless in bed
he tried to make love
but instead used a glove
as this is the only hand job he could get!


and another one from the ugly bloke:
there was a man called fred
who couldn't get it up in bed
so he used an egg whisk
but only managed to beat his balls!


Skeemer:
If I was a dog I'd lay around all day
If I was a dog I'd bark and growl
If I was a dog I'd suck myself
If I was a dog I'd kill other dogs
If I was a dog I'd have a sexy owner
If I was a dog I'd ????????????


Tristan: A friend in need is a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better
AlBiz: A friend with breasts and all the rest, A friend who's dressed in leather
ugly bloke: a friend with a dick, will always be a prick
Tristan: Quite the poet, aren't you?
ugly bloke:
     There was a young man called Tristan
     who went at like an old piston
     when ready for bed
     he'd get a full steam of head
     and then ended up in prison


AlBi:
umbrella is a funny fella
EUPHORIA is in Victoria?
Amy is gamey
Confetti is like a Yeti
Amy: Albi is a .........shit nothin' rhymes.


AMY&OJAY: we fucked in the park
Wolfman: Hmmm...kinda' reminds me of Dr. Seuss...
          "We fucked in the park...
          We fucked in the dark...
          We fucked with a snark...
          ...a dark snark park lark!"


PolythenePam: Ear sex? *L*
\/\/ΩKІGІ: Gotta say it...
         There once was a man from Nantucket
         Whose dick was so long he could suck it
         He said with a grin
         As he wiped off his chin
         If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!
*ROTFLMAO*
JLTMљ: HAH!


Lindee Lou:
i've got holes in my panties
my red, white, and blue have all faded into green
old poopy spots where the constitution used to hold me in
i urinated in my favorite underware again

but i dont care
i'm rich
who needs underware?

Lindee Lou:
yes--i do a poem about underware and three confused little lads offer me cyber sex....


Lindee Lou:
romeo--i dedicate this one to you

midnight sweat
a tear drop in my mind
i come to this chat room
all the god dammed time

i have a fat stomach
and my face is a disgrace
but its all ok
when i come to this place

cyber sex
calloused hands
beating meat
for all my fans

this is the life
a sorry joke
i live with my folks



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