The top 25 worst pick up lines

1) Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to
plant you right here!

2) Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

3) Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

5) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
6) I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it

7) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
8) I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

9) I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride
you all day long for a pound?
10) Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
11) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
12) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
13) If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
14) Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
15) I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
16) If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
could I visit you between the Holidays?

17) You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so
what's one more going to hurt?

18) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

19) Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?

20) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away

21) Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

22) Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it
all night long

23) Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons

24) INBRED PICK UP LINE: The fact that I'm missing my teeth just
means that there's more room for your tongue

25) Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

Chat Up Line Comebacks

1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic."

2. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

3. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

4. Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."

5. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's
everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

My love for you is like the energizer bunny,
it keeps going and going....

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if
I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it
your way right away.

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like
someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby
you're the Bomb - diggity.

Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number,
I've seem to have lost mine.

I look good on you.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas,
can I visit you between the Holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.

Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck
is out of the question.

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup
of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.

Are your legs tired, because you've been
running through my mind all day long.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like
a Koala.

Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't
want to leave home without me.

Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to
call home when I met the girl of my dreams.

The word for the night is legs, let's go back
to my room and spread the word.

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution,
slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer
and I'll go Choochoo.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick
to the roof of your mouth.

Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?