Here are some quotes, either said by a celebrity, one of my friends, or just some people I don't know!
Jen: "It's going to rain tomorrow."
Julie: "Why?"
Jen: "Because there's going to be a lot of clouds going over us and
they're going to be full of water, and when they get over us they
aren't going to be able to hold their water anymore and they're
going to dump on us."
"... and the male has a penis. [Giggles from students] Stop it! Penis is
not funny. It's just a word. Penis, penis, penis! Is that funny? No!
Here, I'll say it some more. Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis! Grow up!" -A teacher
M: "Scott got hit by a parked car again."
S: "Oh, I did not! It just wasn't moving, is all."
M: "Is anyone surprised???"
-My two cousins
Amanda telling me about a movie she saw, and me trying to figure out what it was about...
Me: "Which movie was this?"
Amanda: "That movie, with, you know...the stuff."
Me: "Which movie with the stuff?"
Amanda: "You know, that movie, with those people, that do that stuff!"
- "Hot guys are hot!" -Amanda
- "Watch where you're going or you might fall in a lake." -Brenna
- "Look Amanda! Cow boxers!" -Me , pulling up my boxers higher then my shorts, during "O Canada".
- "My pillow tried to murder me." -Greg
- "That tickles. Do it again. Hit my back. That's fun." -Nicolle
- "That buuugs me." -Fergie, impersonating me (say this with a southern accent)
- "I dont have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else" - Daria
- "I heard my name!?!" -Nicolle
- "Different. Weird. Freak." -Jason
- "Meditating? Me? What? I wasn't going crazy! I was sitting here all along! Meditating? Me? No. Never." -Philip
- "Wouldn't it be great if life was in 3-D?" -Sarah
- "I don't know, I wasn't here yesterday!" -Kristi, when her math teachers asks her what the shape on the board was.
- "Imagine a potato going 60 mph...." -???
- "The only way I would be with another woman is if it were to please a boyfriend. But then I'd think, 'Well, what if he likes her better and the start dating and I'm left out?'" -Tori Spelling
- "I had to wear tights in 'Elizabeth' and 'Shakespeare in Love'. They looked like they had a couple of giant tomatoes stuffed down the front." -Jodeph Fiennes
- "Shut the damn door, already!" -I forget who said this, but they were referring to the Titanic song.
- "If at first you don't succeed, quickly deny you were even trying." -Me
- "I'm blowing the glue to make it hard." -Fergie, in 7th grade, in a new school where everyone had sick minds, and he didn't (then).
- "Jeff, you're an a**hole!" -Brenna, who yelled this just as the classroom went silent.
- "Dad, does water float?" -My brother, 6 years old
- "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages...welcome to....THIS!" -Steve
- "Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak english." -Lee
- "Don't let people come over for Thanksgiving. They'll eat all your food." -Paul
- "Hello, corn dog." -Don't ask!