Alison's Cyber-Home

Hello, my name is Alison, I live just outside Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I work in the Service Industry and for a Utility company...yes folks, I'm one of those customer service reps that we all like to yell and scream at for the cost of our hydro bills!! This page shows me..my sense of humor along with my serious side..

Check out this great site, lots of links, tips and a forum where all of your techie-type questions can be addressed!
The Computer Mechanics

I got up this morning, haven't yet dressed.My dishes aren't done, and my house is a mess.Haven't done my work, haven't fed the cat,Just signed on for a second, and popped into the 'chat.'

I used to watch TV, and I used to cook Mex.I think I remember.....yeah, sure.....I used to have SEX!
I used to walk upright, now I roll around on my chair,And it causes the neighborhood children to often stare.I wanted to travel around on the Net,Been too busy chatting, to even get on there yet.
I wanted to spreadsheet, word process, or paint,But gettin' on with them, is just what I ain't!So much to learn and I wanted to but,I'm too busy chatting and splitting a gut!Talkin' and listenin'...is it such a sin?Oh, gawd, what a fix I have got myself in!

Then up pops a name on my neat Buddy List,Think I'll go out and give HIS tail a twist! And incomes an PM from some weirdo guy,I cuss 'em, insult 'em, and tell him "bye bye!"Is there a 12 step support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine, Except that it prob'ly would be here online!